there once was a   named frank. He was friends with a
 named frank. He was friends with a   named Sally, who had a rather untimely
  named Sally, who had a rather untimely   at the hands of
  at the hands of   . Frank was
 . Frank was   , but he made a new friend with a
 , but he made a new friend with a   named Stinko. Now Frank was
  named Stinko. Now Frank was   . Stinko and Frank decide to teach
 . Stinko and Frank decide to teach   a lesson. They went to his house and
 a lesson. They went to his house and   on his doorstep.
  on his doorstep.   opened his door and was
 opened his door and was   . Stinko and Frank were hiding behind a bush and were so
 . Stinko and Frank were hiding behind a bush and were so   that Stinko gave Frank a
  that Stinko gave Frank a   ....with
 ....with   !  At first Frank was
 !  At first Frank was  ,but then he felt
 ,but then he felt   . what if they had a baby and it looked like
 . what if they had a baby and it looked like   .?  Stinko was like
 .?  Stinko was like   ,and then she told Frank that she really was a
  ,and then she told Frank that she really was a   , and gave Frank a
 , and gave Frank a  .
 .
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   named frank. He was friends with a
 named frank. He was friends with a   named Sally, who had a rather untimely
  named Sally, who had a rather untimely   at the hands of
  at the hands of   . Frank was
 . Frank was   , but he made a new friend with a
 , but he made a new friend with a   named Stinko. Now Frank was
  named Stinko. Now Frank was   . Stinko and Frank decide to teach
 . Stinko and Frank decide to teach   a lesson. They went to his house and
 a lesson. They went to his house and   on his doorstep.
  on his doorstep.   opened his door and was
 opened his door and was   . Stinko and Frank were hiding behind a bush and were so
 . Stinko and Frank were hiding behind a bush and were so   that Stinko gave Frank a
  that Stinko gave Frank a   ....with
 ....with   !  At first Frank was
 !  At first Frank was  ,but then he felt
 ,but then he felt   . what if they had a baby and it looked like
 . what if they had a baby and it looked like   .?  Stinko was like
 .?  Stinko was like   ,and then she told Frank that she really was a
  ,and then she told Frank that she really was a   , and gave Frank a
 , and gave Frank a  .
 .
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On a completely unrelated topic...
My cat has not three eyes. Zeke (a.k.a. the oinker in our householed) only resembles a kitty/pig hybrid....not unlike the possible procreation disaster in your story. Umm...ya.