there once was a
named frank. He was friends with a
named Sally, who had a rather untimely
at the hands of
. Frank was
, but he made a new friend with a
named Stinko. Now Frank was
. Stinko and Frank decide to teach
a lesson. They went to his house and
on his doorstep.
opened his door and was
. Stinko and Frank were hiding behind a bush and were so
that Stinko gave Frank a
....with
! At first Frank was
,but then he felt
. what if they had a baby and it looked like
.? Stinko was like
,and then she told Frank that she really was a
, and gave Frank a
.
the end
![oink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pig.341d66fde6b7.gif)
![bok](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/chicken.9a50d1702f8e.gif)
![skull](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/skull.4242d54c7e24.gif)
![mad](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/mad.73f291fbf3b2.gif)
![frown](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/frown.cec081026989.gif)
![miao!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/miao.9f700d970e33.gif)
![smile](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/smile.0d0a8d99a741.gif)
![mad](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/mad.73f291fbf3b2.gif)
![puke](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/puke.3724b71956e4.gif)
![mad](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/mad.73f291fbf3b2.gif)
![eeek](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/eek.c88c4a705be2.gif)
![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
![kiss](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/kiss.fdbea70b77bb.gif)
![tongue](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/tongue.55c59c6cdad7.gif)
![love](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/love.3be5004ff150.gif)
![confused](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/confused.9b1223c913e4.gif)
![surreal](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/surreal.c4753148b56b.gif)
![whatever](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/rollseyes.21cb35fd0ec2.gif)
![robot](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/robot.fb056bc6fb87.gif)
![blackeyed](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/punch.6a3d8a00b8f8.gif)
the end
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On a completely unrelated topic...
My cat has not three eyes. Zeke (a.k.a. the oinker in our householed) only resembles a kitty/pig hybrid....not unlike the possible procreation disaster in your story. Umm...ya.