there once was a
named frank. He was friends with a
named Sally, who had a rather untimely
at the hands of
. Frank was
, but he made a new friend with a
named Stinko. Now Frank was
. Stinko and Frank decide to teach
a lesson. They went to his house and
on his doorstep.
opened his door and was
. Stinko and Frank were hiding behind a bush and were so
that Stinko gave Frank a
....with
! At first Frank was
,but then he felt
. what if they had a baby and it looked like
.? Stinko was like
,and then she told Frank that she really was a
, and gave Frank a
.
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On a completely unrelated topic...
My cat has not three eyes. Zeke (a.k.a. the oinker in our householed) only resembles a kitty/pig hybrid....not unlike the possible procreation disaster in your story. Umm...ya.