tomandhisjones

My weekend was very, very eventful...


Friday:
Worked 5-9, then trekked out to Sterling for the housewarming party.
Started it off with two shots of jarger, a beer, and some margaritas.
Then sex in the back of Blue, where people were watching, trying to tip the car.
Received very, very bad rug burn on my back...
It hurts...
Went to bed...

Saturday:
Woke up early.
Waited for 2 so we could go to the woods and trip.
And trip we did.
Acid... mmmmm.....
"Put the hook back in"
"We need a sponser to get Blue across the Resevoir"
"401k, arrrrr. Dental plan, arrrr. We're goig to bury our booze, arrr... We're lame pirates."
And many, many other one liners...
Awesome.
Slept in the woods, it rained, got cold.

Sunday:
Woke up cranky.
Almost fell into the fire.
Went back to Sterling.
Watched the "Ultimate Fireplace Video"
Made breakfast.
Booze, weed, booze run, tacos.
Watched Star Wars on TV.
Passed out.

Today:
Went to work for 9.
Got out at 2.
Going to help the boys clean the old apartment.
(God I want to move in)

I NEED A JOB PEOPLE, HELP ME OUT!!!!!


Peace out...