::sigh::
I went to get an oil change today and the guy proceeded to tell me politely that my car was a piece of shit and I should get rid of it. sure buddy, you wanna buy me a new one?
I went to get an oil change today and the guy proceeded to tell me politely that my car was a piece of shit and I should get rid of it. sure buddy, you wanna buy me a new one?

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we're going to EAT
YOUR
FACE
But then, I drive a cardboard box.