Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

tom_thumbs_blues

Portsmouth, England

Member Since 2007

Followers 5 Following 27

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Wednesday Apr 18, 2007

Apr 18, 2007
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Lessons in life.

Do Not.

#1. Deal with the Carphone Warehouse in any capacity.
#2. Deal with O2 in any capacity.
#3. Shout angrily down the phone at people paid less than nothing because O2 tariffs are ridiculously stupid. The person at the end of the phone does not make up the rules.
#4. Make any changes to your mobile account, as these take 1 month to enact, by which time you won't require them and you'll feel like killing someone by a very painful means :S
#5. Let nnubeh anywhere near your ears.

Do.

#5. Wait until tariff is up, then quickly leave O2. And wave your genitals in there general direction.
#6. Conduct all communication via a combination of semaphore and smoke signals.

..............................................

In other news, I am trying to finish my dissertation, but it's incredibly boring. My list of 'things to do' has shrunk to six though.

I'm looking for a nice house in Winchester (I wish I had more money than sense), and I have plans to get some 'art' to hang on the walls. Suggestions will be appreciated.

I have finally joined a group on SG, thanks in part to the badgering of quackers.
nnubeh:
you're not skinny. you fat bastard.
Apr 18, 2007
quackers:
Very appropriate and tasteful groups.

Beware of the skinny group though ... they like people with a negative weight.

I'm guessing you didn't manage to get your phone sorted out?
Apr 18, 2007

More Blogs

  • 01.28.07
    4

    Sunday Jan 28, 2007

    I haven't blogged for a while, so here goes... A lot has happened …
  • 01.15.07
    2

    Monday Jan 15, 2007

    Much to my surprise, and delight, the darts final on TV last night wa…
  • 01.13.07
    2

    Sunday Jan 14, 2007

    Yesterday was a great day. 'twas Krispie's birthday. Me, Nnubeh and K…
  • 01.11.07
    1

    Friday Jan 12, 2007

    Today is shit. Very shit. The tickets to Arcade Fire in Brixton we…
  • 01.11.07
    2

    Thursday Jan 11, 2007

    Wot I did Today: I managed to go shopping, again. This time with kri…
  • 01.10.07
    8

    Wednesday Jan 10, 2007

    Hello, to those who know me and (in the unlikely event of someone els…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
3
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,597 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,979 followers
  • 14,936,349 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,433,611 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo