A subtle warning sign that you are on the cusp of losing your temper is when you start threatening inanimate objects...y'know, somethingorother isn't working properly, or your computer is crashing a lot, or something's not printing...whatever...you eventually become so irate that what little perspicacity you cling to goes out the window and the threats begin:
"I swear if you don't fucking cocking work this twatting time i'll rip your bastard circuits out and DANCE on them!...you hear me? DANCE I say!"
Or words to that effect anyway...*ahem*...i'm in good company though, as Steve Wozniak once said "never trust a computer you can't throw out of a window"...what he meant to add at the end there was "or rip the circuits out of and dance on"...obviously.
"I swear if you don't fucking cocking work this twatting time i'll rip your bastard circuits out and DANCE on them!...you hear me? DANCE I say!"
Or words to that effect anyway...*ahem*...i'm in good company though, as Steve Wozniak once said "never trust a computer you can't throw out of a window"...what he meant to add at the end there was "or rip the circuits out of and dance on"...obviously.