tofubot

no one has suffered like i have.

i wait all day behind this fucking computer, and the day crawled by soooo fucking slowly and all i wanted to do was go home and play videogames... but then kathryn's all "oh, i have to feed my aunts cats, wanna come along?"

i'm thinking, okay, it's just dropping food into a bunch of dishes (her aunt's a crazy cat lady, she even has feeding schedule's for her cats) then we'll be gone. this should be about 45 minutes TOPS and that's including the drive there and back. so we get there and it turns out we have to let 2 of these fuckers outside. needless to say the whole trip took us an hour and a half (not including that kathryn insisted that we not leave the shop untill it was dark outside... and boy did that make me bored) trying to get these fucking assholes back inside.

mind you this is an hour and a half of me, who's terribly allergic to cats, in a house covered in cat fur, barely breathing, coughing, sneezing and weepy eyed. and after this kat goes "oh it's dustin's birthday friday, we should stop by borders and get him that tolkien book you wanted to get him" so we go to borders, and of course the 2 friends we still have there are working that night, so we HAVE to talk to them...

as we're leaving and we're almost past the mall, kathryn remembers that i said we should get dustin cannibal the musical as well. so we turned back around and got that, wasted MORE time, then left.

then of course we stopped to get some jack in the box. i just wanted fries and jalepeno poppers, but this bitch orders half the damn menu, when she knows she's not going to eat it, then cancels most of it, then we have to wait forever for it to get made and handed to us because of course we're being served by the finest examples the fast food industry can hand us.

then when we get home kathryn goes "oh, i was in the middle of a movie, can i please finish watching it in the living room?" i tell her no and to fuck off because i've had enough of this bullshit, i just want to play my fucking game, but finally she gets me to agree to watching fear and loathing in las vegas with her... which i wanted to in the first place, so i guessed it was alright since i was getting something out of it too.

i'm about ready to fall asleep by the end of it (pretty much when everything falls apart in the flamingo hotel after the adrenaline trip) and kathryn ends up passing out, i give a hearty "FINALLY!" and i go to log onto playonline. dustin had got me a world pass to play on his server in final fantasy XI, so i was all rip raring to delete my character and make one on the new server... but of course, as fate would have it, i was having connection trouble... in the form of my connection wasn't working for some god aweful reason... i was pissed off, cheated, used, and dead tired... so what do i do? i pay some bills and i tell kathryn to get her bitch ass into bed and try to fall asleep.

granted none of this is bigger than a slight annoyance, but when you lay it out like that it seems pretty shitty huh? but much like you don't withhold a junkie from his drugs, don't hold a gamer from their games... or they will kill you in your sleep... don't mess with me man, i've been playing mortal kombat since i was 10.

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