I have been single for several months now. Seeing as I just don't meet single women in a social setting any more, I decided to join a dating site. Its just that most of my friends are married and have kids and they just don't pimp me out to single women any more. They have all started making friends with couples. Can you imagine the nerve.
Anyway, I was about to start a rant, when I was distracted by the fact that my friends have been doing fuck all to help my love life. The online dating thing. As it turns out, I am a very judgmental person and the majority of the ladies on the online sites probably belong in a sports bar. I, however do not belong in a sports bar. Life is difficult for a judgmental, hopeless romantic, music snob who is pretty sure he doesn't want kids.