Ahoy there, me hearties. Cap'n Tobydog arose at cock crow to journey to the volcano in the centre of the island to conquer its snowy flanks. The mists of the morning slowly unfurled to reveal the mountain in all its white splendour. Undaunted, Cap'n Wade and I braved ice and precipice, plundered the small inn of its hot chips, and ate snow before returning undaunted to our horseless carriage. Aarrgh, we will return again to fight another day.
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I think you me roit me arty, the beeb ave plundered the treasures and replaced the dubloons with bottle tops ye gads
I think you me roit me arty, the beeb ave plundered the treasures and replaced the dubloons with bottle tops ye gads