I feel like death today.
That is if death feels like having your neck cracked open and your spine slowly shredded with a hot blunt razorblade before being mashed into your brainstem with a hand held mixer.
I have so many things that absolutely have to be done today, I've hardly done any of them and going by what I've accomplished so far today I doubt that I'll manage to do any more.
Maybe if i just get up early tomorrow i can do the really really essential things and all the rest can just go get stuffed.
That is if death feels like having your neck cracked open and your spine slowly shredded with a hot blunt razorblade before being mashed into your brainstem with a hand held mixer.
I have so many things that absolutely have to be done today, I've hardly done any of them and going by what I've accomplished so far today I doubt that I'll manage to do any more.
Maybe if i just get up early tomorrow i can do the really really essential things and all the rest can just go get stuffed.
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cousindell:
*mecha smooches for you* how have you been? apart from the hot razorblades and stuff? 
cousindell:
oh eating my veggies and getting shagged is whats its all about! you go girl 