tjaden

my favorite grocery store pick up line:
"they say this goes good in stirfry. personally, i like to stick it up my ass. wanna do it for me?"
i've licked the couch from time to time, and it's not so bad.

Re: tell me about your parents

My mom is an independent paranoid neurotic creative intelligent virgo with a short fuse. My dad is a chain-smoking hard-drinking harley-riding tattooed goateed equally intelligent fiercely sarcastic scorpio.

The stepparents don't get an honorable mention. They are tolerable at best...... and bland. Very bland.