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Saturday Aug 09, 2003

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Ingredients:

1. John Lee Hooker's "Live @ Sugarhill" album
2. Knob Creek

Instructions:

Preheat stereo amp for an hour. While preheating, retrieve Knob Creek. Pour three fingers over ice. Consume at leisure. Repeat this process.

Once the amp is preheated, add John Lee Hooker's album. Adjust volume to taste. Pay particular attention to the opening lines: "I hope you do enjoy tonight, 'cause I'm going to pay my dues to the blues."

While this recipe traditionally serves only one, it can be adapted to accomodate others. Additionally, one can add any number of other ingredients to enhance particular flavors, such as cigarettes, ex's, porches, or slow humid summer nights.
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invisigirl:
can you whip me up a gateau?
Aug 9, 2003
invisigirl:
it's edgar allen poe.

a gateau is a flourless cake, i believe. that makes it super duper dense--i had a chocolate gateau once that was the best fucking dessert i've ever had.

what's a dirt cake?

i'm hittin' the hay now. nighty night! biggrin
Aug 9, 2003

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