titanmkiii:
我也睡不着。。。我也好无聊。。。睁眼到天亮
There's this really hot girl in my French Linguistics class. For her own sake, I will refer to her from now on as "L", the first letter of her name. I can't stop thinking about her while I'm in class and it affects my ability to focus.
L comes in to our 2pm class usually a few minutes late, and sits right in front of...
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L comes in to our 2pm class usually a few minutes late, and sits right in front of...
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janelane:
This is the best thing I read in probably a few months. I'm glad not only I think and feel these kind of things. You're a great writer, and they mystery of "L" tickles me. I'm intrigued
Fate is cruel, she is.
If I believed in any sort of God watching us from his lofty cloud lair, I would service you with heartfelt prose about loss and God's plan and Heaven. But, since that's bullshit, I'm left with nothing to talk about but my life and this gray, stupid rock flying through space.
The greatest portion of my life was easily my...
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If I believed in any sort of God watching us from his lofty cloud lair, I would service you with heartfelt prose about loss and God's plan and Heaven. But, since that's bullshit, I'm left with nothing to talk about but my life and this gray, stupid rock flying through space.
The greatest portion of my life was easily my...
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mkayal:
thanks and good luck to you as well
coralsuicide:
Thanks 
, I also like Tarantino , and inglorius basterds , 
, I also like Tarantino , and inglorius basterds , Me losing my virginity is one of those stories that really defines me and my life to a tee. No one else would get laid for the first time quite like I would, especially under the circumstances, so I figured I'd make a blog about it. Hopefully I can make it sound as interesting as it really was.
So I have been friends with a...
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So I have been friends with a...
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I think for students to have crushes on teachers is a pretty normal thing. It's not something that's ever really happened to me much, mostly because I spent most of my education in the Catholic school system, so all the teachers were boring old housewives whose children had long flown the coop. They needed children to maintain because that's how society has trained them. Kind...
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imaxtoy:
Print this out. Fold it into a heart and leave it on her desk as anonymous... Watch how she maintains herself in class... If she becomes dramaticly more sexy in behavior, your "love letter" has "captured her heart". If not, better keep yourself anonymous or else she'll call the cops on you...
*Setting: An American Midwest university campus dining hall. The time is approximately 11:30 AM, and the hall is nearly vacant considering that this is a Sunday morning. The sandwich bar and its workers Piyoz and Keith have seen not a single
customer all morning. The mood: lethargic.*
(Girl approaches sandwich bar.)
(Piyoz, on the other side of the glass, turns to take her order.)
(Girl...
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customer all morning. The mood: lethargic.*
(Girl approaches sandwich bar.)
(Piyoz, on the other side of the glass, turns to take her order.)
(Girl...
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venom:
Right back atcha love!!
Oh man how weird are people at this sandwich bar?? I love these little stories! hah
Oh man how weird are people at this sandwich bar?? I love these little stories! hah
venom:
I'm glad you think that 
I want to read more sandwich bar stories!
I want to read more sandwich bar stories!
I've admired the whole Suicide Girls production for quite some time now, and ever since I met them at ComiCon this summer, I was smitten. I finally got some cash in my virtual pocket and decided to join! This whole site and everyone involved here is amazing and I love you all to pieces. Over the years, I've seen plenty of pornography and the way...
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venom:
welcome aboard!