On Being Dashing
It's hot out
From now until the middle of September I am officially a fat kid
The sweating
Sweetjesus the sweating
Like I sprung a leak
I hate the summer
3-0 yesterday
Did some umpiring
People really need to relax
Calling a ball foul is not a personal attack on you
Oh
I'd really rather not to have to run you over when I'm rounding third
I know (as you said) that you played baseball and that if I run into you I'm going to fall down and what not but you have over a hundred pounds on me and I have at least ten years on you
I will get hurt
Rounding third in a kickball is really not the way I want to end up in traction
Thanks
Saturday I had a nervous breakdown of sorts both during and after dinner
It was hot out and I was having dinner on an outdoor patio and I felt a bug on my head
I brushed it off
Then I looked down and there was a bug on my shirt
Then there was a bug on my hand
At that point it felt like a million bugs were crawling over my skin
That coupled with the heat drove me straight home and into the bathroom where I took my buzzers and shaved my head and my face
Scaring my roommate in the process and leaving me looking like Ren
Then she said I looked dashing
Her friend said I look like someone in Romper Stomper
Dude, I'm fucking dashing
That's mint
It's hot out
From now until the middle of September I am officially a fat kid
The sweating
Sweetjesus the sweating
Like I sprung a leak
I hate the summer
3-0 yesterday
Did some umpiring
People really need to relax
Calling a ball foul is not a personal attack on you
Oh
I'd really rather not to have to run you over when I'm rounding third
I know (as you said) that you played baseball and that if I run into you I'm going to fall down and what not but you have over a hundred pounds on me and I have at least ten years on you
I will get hurt
Rounding third in a kickball is really not the way I want to end up in traction
Thanks
Saturday I had a nervous breakdown of sorts both during and after dinner
It was hot out and I was having dinner on an outdoor patio and I felt a bug on my head
I brushed it off
Then I looked down and there was a bug on my shirt
Then there was a bug on my hand
At that point it felt like a million bugs were crawling over my skin
That coupled with the heat drove me straight home and into the bathroom where I took my buzzers and shaved my head and my face
Scaring my roommate in the process and leaving me looking like Ren
Then she said I looked dashing
Her friend said I look like someone in Romper Stomper
Dude, I'm fucking dashing
That's mint
now its not so strange to think of mike as that big little kid that lives here. being hairless makes him look much younger.
at least hes not spitting on the tv anymore