tinysharks

And I Heard, As It Were, The Noise of Thunder

This just might be the apocalypse
Either that or it's an effort to drown all of us short folks
I've already put on my swimmies (also know as waterwings, depending on the region)
I'm going outside to find the tallest person I can and I'm climbing onto their shoulders a la Master/Blaster
Two Men Enter
One Man Leave
Laugh all you want
I'll be dry
I will not become a statistic in this latest attempt to exterminate the short