Crabass
The bottom 3/4 of my pants are soaked
Not damp
But soaked
There's a puddle forming under my desk
And, no
I didn't piss myself
A wonderful way to start the day
Is it too early for a drink?
This is how it starts
AM drinking to warm me up and to take away that anger because my pants are all wet and the only alternative to sitting around all day in cold, wet pants is sitting around in my underpants
I don't think anyone here would appreciate that
Actually
If it's a choice between me sitting around in my underpants and me being cranky and complaining all day in wet pants
Folks here might be inclined to consider the former
Either way
I'd still like the drink
However
If I'm drinking
I'm sure my coworkers would prefer it if I was still wearing my pants
The bottom 3/4 of my pants are soaked
Not damp
But soaked
There's a puddle forming under my desk
And, no
I didn't piss myself
A wonderful way to start the day
Is it too early for a drink?
This is how it starts
AM drinking to warm me up and to take away that anger because my pants are all wet and the only alternative to sitting around all day in cold, wet pants is sitting around in my underpants
I don't think anyone here would appreciate that
Actually
If it's a choice between me sitting around in my underpants and me being cranky and complaining all day in wet pants
Folks here might be inclined to consider the former
Either way
I'd still like the drink
However
If I'm drinking
I'm sure my coworkers would prefer it if I was still wearing my pants