tinysharks

Metal Health Will Drive You Mad

have a Ben Gay patch on my neck right now
I feel like an old man
Granted
I am eating jelly beans for breakfast
It should balance out
No?
Probably not
Why the pain?
Too much headbanging
Headbanging to The Sword & to Priestess after too much drinking and no sleep
My body probably should have healed itself by now
Except I didn't really give it a chance to
So now I smell like Ben-Gay
I still laugh every time I say it