tinysharks

There is no such thing as a holiday tree
They are fucking Christmas Trees
If you are offended by the term Christmas Tree
If you feel that you are not being properly represented by the presence of a Christmas Tree
Go out and get a job
You obviously have too much time on your hands
Or
Smother yourself with a pillow

On a similar note
Why are people so afraid to say "Merry Christmas"?
Why is it a big deal when "Merry Christmas" is said?
Are people that don't celebrate Christmas really that offended?
Is it really that bad?
Does it hurt that much?
It does?
Wow
Two solutions to your problem:
1: Interact with no one from now until December 26th
This includes radio broadcasts, tv broadcasts, short wave radio transmissions, and
performances of the following: A Christmas Carol, A Charlie Brown Christmas, A Christmas Story, Bad Santa, Elf, A Sesame Street Chirstmas, and anything involving Frosty
2: Hang a sign around your neck
Staple a flyer to your chest
Write a message on your face
Stating which holidays you do and do not celebrate
Which trees, bushes, candles, placemats, members of the deer family, snowmade creatures (or maybe it's just snow in particular), and walking devices constructed out of striped peppermint candy that offend you

I was born and raised a Catholic
Happy Hanukkah doesn't offend me
Nor does Happy Kwanzaa
You're not going to offend me offering me good tidings for the season

But Happy Holidays
That's another story
You are going to offend me with your fear of offending me

Thank you for listening
And Merry Christmas