tinysharks

Overalls' Ass-Flaps & A Fraggle Stick Car

Every Wednesday
I get rained on
Going to and coming from my banjo lesson
Without fail
Why don't I carry an umbrella then?
If I did
It wouldn't rain
It would never rain
And I couldn't do that to the farmers

Yesterday at my lesson I started learning The Ballad of Jed Clampett
If I learn that I can go down into the subway and play for nickels
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shooting for some food,
And up through the ground come a bubbling crude
(Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea)

It's going to be sweet

I think I have to pick up some overalls first
Of course
I'm cutting an assflap into those things
Just like I used to have in feety pajamas
I honestly believe that the fact that it's hard to go to the bathroom while wearing overalls is what makes them so unpopular
For some odd reason this is the third time in less than a week that I've talked about this


I know I brought this up before
But I love Bad Santa
Willie: What do you want?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: What the fuck is that?
Fraggle-Stick Boy: Fraggle-Stick car.
Willie: Well I heard you. Fraggle-Stick car. Fine.

I need to watch this movie in its entirety
I have the dvd
I just need a place to watch it
Anyone feel like watching it with me?