On 2 Hours Sleep
I didn't sleep much last night
I think I had two hours total
Between trying to get comfortable on a couch
Stomach pains from chicken wings and pizza
And whomever was ringing my doorbell for almost two straight hours
It was the best I could do
A few things this morning before I spend my day trying to keep myself from falling asleep:
How can you call your restaurant Anytime and then when I show up for tater tots at 4am you tell me that you're closing?
All I kept thinking as I walked away was the scene in Easy Money when Rodney Dangerfield and Joe Pesci pull up to the diner and the lights go off and the sign says, "Open 23 Hours"
Is there an easy way to cross the path of a marathon?
After amassing an $80 liquor bill at brunch is it wasteful if you were to just go home and not continue drinking?
Pat is correct: since the increased use of hands free cell phone accessories, it has become almost impossible to separate people talking on the phone to people who are just talking to themselves
Walking by the marathon on Sunday all I could think of was the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry, Elaine, & George go to the apartment overlooking the finish line and the woman standing at the window is screaming, "You're All Winners!"
I couldn't help but laugh
Is j-i-z an acceptable Scrabble word?
Is it acceptable if the person before you just spelled pube?
Is it acceptable to petition everyone in the bar about the use of the aforementioned words?
I played Beer Pong for the first time on Sunday
I'm not very good
I'm going through withdrawal
I need to watch some dvds
My bag is full of Netflix
I have dvds that I haven't watched yet
And no where to watch them
Anyone want to watch movies with me?
I'll bring movies and snacks
I didn't sleep much last night
I think I had two hours total
Between trying to get comfortable on a couch
Stomach pains from chicken wings and pizza
And whomever was ringing my doorbell for almost two straight hours
It was the best I could do
A few things this morning before I spend my day trying to keep myself from falling asleep:
How can you call your restaurant Anytime and then when I show up for tater tots at 4am you tell me that you're closing?
All I kept thinking as I walked away was the scene in Easy Money when Rodney Dangerfield and Joe Pesci pull up to the diner and the lights go off and the sign says, "Open 23 Hours"
Is there an easy way to cross the path of a marathon?
After amassing an $80 liquor bill at brunch is it wasteful if you were to just go home and not continue drinking?
Pat is correct: since the increased use of hands free cell phone accessories, it has become almost impossible to separate people talking on the phone to people who are just talking to themselves
Walking by the marathon on Sunday all I could think of was the episode of Seinfeld where Jerry, Elaine, & George go to the apartment overlooking the finish line and the woman standing at the window is screaming, "You're All Winners!"
I couldn't help but laugh
Is j-i-z an acceptable Scrabble word?
Is it acceptable if the person before you just spelled pube?
Is it acceptable to petition everyone in the bar about the use of the aforementioned words?
I played Beer Pong for the first time on Sunday
I'm not very good
I'm going through withdrawal
I need to watch some dvds
My bag is full of Netflix
I have dvds that I haven't watched yet
And no where to watch them
Anyone want to watch movies with me?
I'll bring movies and snacks
ymonster:
I believe it's spelled "jizz", but neither jiz or jizz is in the Official Scrabble Players Dictionary.... And you could use pubic, pubis, pubes, or puberty, but not pube by itself... Yes, I am a dork.
