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Wednesday Oct 12, 2005

Oct 12, 2005
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Pick Me Last, After Paul Pfeiffer

I've pulled my back out playing skee ball
I've thrown my arm out throwing darts
I've dislocated a finger playing poker (being a sore loser and banging on the table)
I've had allergy attacks from the chalk playing pool
I've gotten blisters and pinched nerves from playing video games
Most recently I've banged up my knee bowling; I couldn't seem to stay off the floor

I'm sorry
I'm not an athlete
Shocking
I know
I'm sure some of you are crushed

I've had moments of athleticism
But if the aforementioned injuries are any indication, I should work on keeping still
odette:
awwww, i know theres other things you do great!

and yes, the first one, thats my bear. they made him a little different back in good ol 1980 but thats still the same bear. *sigh*
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