So my 'cousin'/bff went out late last night, totally spur of the moment, to tampa to The Hardrock Casino and let me tell ya, all those parodies of old folks pimping out those slot machines are absolutely true! I laughed my ass of 'cause see I've never BEEN to a casino before so it was all like new math to me.
We got our little point cards, bleah, but then hit up those slots like they were soaking hot, dripping wet, butt naked men standing spread eagle waiting for us to abuse them.
And we did.
However, we didn't win any money...shit.
But the "learning experience" was worth the trip. He was doing worse then me, but ended up winning more then me. And I'm just like wtf?! How did he win all that money?! (it was only $30, but still!)
I cleaned myself out, but i didn't go over the amount I swore I'd spend so I didn't do SO bad.
Hell, I'm fixin' to go back again, if only for the old people and the BUFFET which was closed when we got there.
F.M.L
I sure was hungry.
Life lesson:
Money and old people and bright colored lights go together well.
We got our little point cards, bleah, but then hit up those slots like they were soaking hot, dripping wet, butt naked men standing spread eagle waiting for us to abuse them.
And we did.
However, we didn't win any money...shit.
But the "learning experience" was worth the trip. He was doing worse then me, but ended up winning more then me. And I'm just like wtf?! How did he win all that money?! (it was only $30, but still!)
I cleaned myself out, but i didn't go over the amount I swore I'd spend so I didn't do SO bad.
Hell, I'm fixin' to go back again, if only for the old people and the BUFFET which was closed when we got there.
F.M.L
I sure was hungry.
Life lesson:
Money and old people and bright colored lights go together well.