My older sister used to take me to movies when I was a wee lad . The great thing was that she'd get me into R rated movies when I was twelve . The other good thing was that I LOVED movies . I'd sit there quietly and just watch the movie . Sure there were a couple of movies like Nightmare On Elm Street...
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So , it's 2006 now , huh? 2005 was fairly uneventful on a personal level . Sure , on a wide scale level there was lots of notable stuff . Mostly terrible disasters , not the least of which was seeing G.W. handle everything from the war in Iraq to the Katrina devastation with dazzling ineptitude . But now it's 2006 . I think that...
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kaela:
Enough, already, with the fucking zombies. It's all zombie-this, zombie-that, I-like-talking-about-the-undead-because-I-know-how-it-pushes-Kaela's-buttons. Damn you. 
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
little_mascara:
It's fixed. Ready for stories now
I just picked up the Sin City special edition DVD and I can't wait to watch it . 
Well...obviously I CAN wait a little while , because I'm on here typing this mindless drivel for yinz guys . You know what ? Drivel is a highly underrated word . Another highly underrated word is spiffy . As in " Hey , man . That new...
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Well...obviously I CAN wait a little while , because I'm on here typing this mindless drivel for yinz guys . You know what ? Drivel is a highly underrated word . Another highly underrated word is spiffy . As in " Hey , man . That new...
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finch:
hehe i love number 2.
aoife:
sometimes I love you.
Have you ever heard a song on the radio and thought "Hmmmm...I kinda' like that . Maybe I'll check out that cd ." ? Then you get that cd and you find out that the song that you " kinda' liked " was the ONLY song on the album that's even remotely worth a shit . That SUCKS . 
Shoulda' stuck to pirating music off...
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Shoulda' stuck to pirating music off...
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odette:
see thats where youre wrong. socks are a great present. not thoughtless. all because theyre actually useful. useless juck sucks
little_mascara:
Oh, you didn't know? He's my husband. And Mighty Mouse is our baby. Sorry you got a shitty cd, but I'm glad it provoked the pirate in ye 
Despite the fact that I am personally "Grinching" Christmas this year , I understand that many of you actually enjoy this particular holiday . So to all of you I wish you a Merry Christmas . I hope that you all get many good things and catch a wicked eggnog buzz . Enjoy .
I went back home last night for our annual Festivus party...
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I went back home last night for our annual Festivus party...
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vrulovwrath:
Hehe new pic as I see
I hate christmas. Their lame. Lets destroy christmas
I hate christmas. Their lame. Lets destroy christmas
norritt:
id much rather celebrate festivus
When I have too much time on my hands at work I tend to let my mind slip into a REALLY bizarre place . It is this bizarre place that gives me most of my warped ideas that I share with all of you . Some people have their "Happy Place " , I have my "Bizarre Place" . It's but one of the many...
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hastwothumbs:
I'd start going to the beach every day solely to bet on people getting eaten by sharks.
little_mascara:
The angry mob is growing. But I will add that 3 of us all exclaimed in unison that we are ready to blow our heads off due to hearing Celine Dion belt out some rendition of some song about Jesus at like 4:00 today. This has been one of the longest days of my life!!!
Oh, brilliant idea about the shark detectors. Sorry, I have nothing clever to say. I am mush
Oh, brilliant idea about the shark detectors. Sorry, I have nothing clever to say. I am mush
I usually try to avoid the news because A) it's ALWAYS about something that makes me want to move to a different planet . B) I don't exactly trust the media to be unbiased and completely truthful . So , as a result , I go to "Alternate" news sources . I came upon this interesting little nugget of info . Man pulls truck...with his...
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kaela:
Great "alternate" news site!!
AN ASSISTANT kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle. What the hell kind of guy needs an assistant to kick him in the fucking balls? Yeesh.
And yes. Getting VS underwear is a much better present than those crappy Wal-Mart packaged ones. More sparkly, and well, they're just plain pretty.
Great "alternate" news site!!
AN ASSISTANT kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle. What the hell kind of guy needs an assistant to kick him in the fucking balls? Yeesh.
And yes. Getting VS underwear is a much better present than those crappy Wal-Mart packaged ones. More sparkly, and well, they're just plain pretty.
kaela:
Ahh, you know, I think I remember hearing about that! Well, you gotta do what you gotta do I guess.
I went to see the Peter Jackson remake of King Kong today . 
You know , I have never in my life....NEVER , not even once in all of my life , after all of the movies that I've seen ( And there have been quite a few ) , NEVER...said "You know what would make this movie better...an ice skating gorilla . " I...
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You know , I have never in my life....NEVER , not even once in all of my life , after all of the movies that I've seen ( And there have been quite a few ) , NEVER...said "You know what would make this movie better...an ice skating gorilla . " I...
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little_mascara:
When babe? Now?
Guess what - I don't even have to see King Kong to know that I wholeheartedly agree with you
Guess what - I don't even have to see King Kong to know that I wholeheartedly agree with you
little_mascara:
Woo hoo!! I can't wait- it will be like my very own private comedy show! let's talk about David Cross, and Bob Odenkirk, and Shaun of the Dead, beer, drunken shenanigans, and of course, MST3K, and your love of Cthullu. AWESOME!
Richard Pryor died today , and the world started to suck a little more . Richard Pryor was a truly great and incredibly funny guy . He's up in Heaven making angels piss themselves with laughter now . So if it rains tomorrow...it's angel piss . Here's to you Rich .
Now on to something completely different . Are there any folks out there with...
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Now on to something completely different . Are there any folks out there with...
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little_mascara:
I love the messages you leave me--Punching under the poison ivy hahaha! Classic Tinfoil. Classic! So you want some rock and roll cookies? Deal. I want you to sign on to IM once in a million years! 
Have you ever heard that ri- DIC- uluos xmas song, sung with a Philly accent? They make fun of Philly people- it's amazing.
To the tune of Walking in a winter wonderland:
"You can make an ornament out of a beer can.." Ever heard it? I can't remember the rest of the words
VIVA LA FESTIVUS !
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Have you ever heard that ri- DIC- uluos xmas song, sung with a Philly accent? They make fun of Philly people- it's amazing.
To the tune of Walking in a winter wonderland:
"You can make an ornament out of a beer can.." Ever heard it? I can't remember the rest of the words
VIVA LA FESTIVUS
![Edited on Dec 13, 2005 11:10PM]
THIS IS MY OFFICIAL "GRINCH" POST...
I really do hate the holiday season for oh so many reasons . Let me count the ways...
1 ) I despise snow . I hate driving when there's snow on the roads because even if I am careful , there is a whole city full of dumb asses out there who think that their S.U.V.'s are snow mobiles...
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I really do hate the holiday season for oh so many reasons . Let me count the ways...
1 ) I despise snow . I hate driving when there's snow on the roads because even if I am careful , there is a whole city full of dumb asses out there who think that their S.U.V.'s are snow mobiles...
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kaela:
Holy Christ, I would if I could!!! You're gettin it pretty bad down there too? Man. It was SO FECKING COLD here yesterday. I think I got frostbite right under my eye. And I was outside for like 5 minutes all day. Urgh. Fucking weird weather lately, hey? I think it has something to do with the hurricanes.
kaela:
I am El Nino. That's Spanish for.... the Nino.
1. Seven things to do before I die
2. Seven things I cannot do
3. Seven things that attract me to Calgary
4. Seven things I say most often
5. Seven books (or series) that I love
6. Seven movies I watch over and over again (or would if I had time)
7. Seven people I want to join in, too.