I suddenly have ants in my apartment . This fact does not sit well with me . They offered to pay me rent , but in case you didn't know , ant money is incredibly tiny and practically worthless in the human world . I asked them nicely to leave . They , in turn , invited about a hundred or so of their friends...
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This is kind of an add-on to one of the ramblings that I had in my last journal . First of all, Catholics...don't be mad at me . Your traditions are odd , and your rules make no sense . That's not my fault , I just pick up on the nonsense and point it out .
Here's the latest . This whole "No meat...
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Here's the latest . This whole "No meat...
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dinah:
I hope to be around in the future 
EAT CHICKEN ON FRIDAY!!! thanks for the comment 
EAT CHICKEN ON FRIDAY!!! thanks for the comment 
dick_shrapnel:
Vegetarians always look for loopholes! I say we take away all their protein pills, and other sources of nutrients found in "meat" and watch them all die a slow and painful death (or give up, and start eating meat again)!
It's time for TinfoilHalo's Random and Offensive Humor Show!!!!! WHOOOOOOPEEEE!!!! 
If you robbed a bunch of churches and stole all of their "Body of Christ" and "Blood of Christ" do you think that you could re-build Jesus like some kind of FrankenChrist? He'd be like the Six Million Dollar Man...but made out of snacks . Stronger , Faster , Tastier . He's probably up in...
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If you robbed a bunch of churches and stole all of their "Body of Christ" and "Blood of Christ" do you think that you could re-build Jesus like some kind of FrankenChrist? He'd be like the Six Million Dollar Man...but made out of snacks . Stronger , Faster , Tastier . He's probably up in...
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saraphine:
Oh and yeah, the entire cast of Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! are the women that helped make me the woman I am today...
saraphine:
Oh yes, with Debbie Harry!! Horrifyingly awesome movie! And I thought your loophole was up there with the one in the movie Dogma! Good on ya matey!!
I heard something really dumb on the radio today . Some guy was lobbying for job interview forms or something to have more "race" options besides the ordinary "Caucasian,Hispanic,African American,Asian" . I forgot what this goofball was calling himself ,, but it was some made up word jumble that he chose to refer to himself as because he apparently can't get people to pay enough...
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saraphine:
Thank you Foily! Have a sugar glider
Awww...I love aminals
Awww...I love aminals
dick_shrapnel:
I'm an Italipino, and I want my rights!
I have two ideas for new products to help better the world around me .
I got the first idea when I was walking past a Cinabon . It smells pretty tasty , no ? Well my product would be geared toward my pot smoking brothers and sisters . You loves you some weed , right ? But the smell is kinda' unpleasant...and incriminating ....
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I got the first idea when I was walking past a Cinabon . It smells pretty tasty , no ? Well my product would be geared toward my pot smoking brothers and sisters . You loves you some weed , right ? But the smell is kinda' unpleasant...and incriminating ....
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saraphine:
Ooo! Cinabong! I love it...Thank you for saying all that nice stuff on my set! Spot 3 gazillion was actually saved for you! And yeah, I am messy
And yeah, I am messy
saraphine:
Yeah, I'm giving out balloons...
Yeah, I'm giving out balloons...
People of Michigan rejoice . I have decided not to destroy your entire state . What was able to stfle my rage ? Who is your savior ? THE CLASH . Yep ,it ws The Clash who saved you . I was sitting here drinking and formulating my plans to eradicate the state of Michigan due to one asshole cop wo screwed me over ,...
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vrulovwrath:
Damn... anyway
dick_shrapnel:
Damn! The Clash always gotta go saving places and shit. I want destruction!!! 
First off , let me aplogize for the fact that this is probably going to look all fucked up and be mostly illegibe becaus I am typing it on a P.O.S. wireless WebTV keyboards in my hotel room in Michigan . Secondly I would like to advise anybody who is in Michigan or has friends or family there to encourage them all to leave immediately...
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little_mascara:
As if that weren't enough...
vrulovwrath:
NOW I see why people hate police oficers that much. I guess my expiriences in the outside world are yet to small. I hope he accidentaly ripes of his cock while hes jerking of. Unfair, heartless bastard.
I've got two things to report ...
1) I saw one of the weirdest , most morbidly fascinating things I have ever seen in my entire life today . On my way to work each day I pass by a cemetary . Today as I was going to work it was all rainy and cloudy out and the cemetary was just generally creepy looking ....
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1) I saw one of the weirdest , most morbidly fascinating things I have ever seen in my entire life today . On my way to work each day I pass by a cemetary . Today as I was going to work it was all rainy and cloudy out and the cemetary was just generally creepy looking ....
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norritt:
the end is nigh
i hope so i really like saying "nigh"
i hope so i really like saying "nigh"
saraphine:
Thankyou for A) your kind words regarding my friend and B) for making me laugh- always. I think vultures are so scary! I wish you had a camera too. Anyway, where ya been?
[Edited on Feb 17, 2006 7:32PM]
[Edited on Feb 17, 2006 7:32PM]
I would like to update you all on the progress of my first foray into screenwriting . For those of you who have been reading my insane ramblings for awhile , you'll remember that I am a HUGE fan of movies . You may also remember that I said some time ago that a friend of mine and myself thought up a brilliant idea for...
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saraphine:
Holy crap I gotta read that shit! By God, gothy is a godamned word, by golly...And Too Dark Park is a Skinny Puppy album---a damn good one too!
lillithvain:
Because of the huge number of comments on my latest set... You are receiving this comment late and it is the same comment that I am leaving everyone else as well. I usually try to thank everyone individually and much more personal like, but I would just never in a million years have the time to do that this time. So, I just want you to know that I appreciate that you took the time to comment on my new set. It was very wonderful of you, and I'm sorry that my return comment is so impersonal. However, if you want to stop by my page and say hello sometime, leave me an email, whatnot I'd love to chat. I am nice to everyone that is nice to me.
So, thank you very very much for your nice comment on my set! It is appreciated.
Happy late Valentines Day! 
So, thank you very very much for your nice comment on my set! It is appreciated.
Happy late Valentines Day!
I just saw the movie "Grizzly Man" a couple of days ago . There was some brilliant wildlife photography and Werner Herzog put together a really well made documentary about this fruitcake who goes out in the Alaskan wilderness to live with enormous and deadly bears . Does it make me a bad person to think that when this nutjob got eaten by the very...
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luciana:
Thank you so much for your comment on my set!!
saraphine:
Soooo??? Did you read the Special Issue? I've been dying for your thoughts! Literally! DYING!
sooo no comicon but i here they have a few in ca. with luck ill fingally get to go to one
komodo dragons would be in torpor it's far to cold for them now
How are ya?