tinfoilhalo

For the none of you who participated in the happy drunky super contesty thing , the winning beer was GOLDEN MONKEY!!!!! That's right . It was delicious , refreshing , and named after my favorite animal . NOBODY wins Guam . Tough luck sucka's!!!!

I just saw some random idiot violently stab an inflatable Frankenstein monster on a busy street corner . No , I didn't forget to take my meds , that is a TRUE story . There was a Halloween costume store that opened up near my place of employment and they had one of those goofy inflatable advertisement thingymajiggys out on the corner to tell people to come buy stuff at their store . Aparently it drove this dude into a violent rage and he felt that he had to eviscerate it . It sounds like a tragic story , but I'm sure that later it will come out that that poor , poor , man was sexually molested by Frankenstein when he was a young boy in Austria . It was only a matter of time before he snapped .

P.S. I hate Tom Brady . I know that you're going to say " You just hate him because he's an incredible quarterback and his team beat your team on Sunday , he's dreamy and all the ladies love him , and he's filthy rich . My response . SO!!!! It doesn't make my hate any less significant , does it ? I think not .