I heard ANOTHER story about some halfwit who saw an image of Jesus in some miscellaneous food item today on the radio . I've said it before and I'll say it again...WHY do you jackholes insist on saying that any random splotch of color in any random thing is Jesus????? Don't you think Jesus has better things to do than make an appearance in Old Man Bumblefuck's morning oatmeal or Mrs. Rottencrotch's prize pumpkin ? Go to ebay and look at some of the crap they're trying to pass off as "Holy Relics" . I particularly liked the sunflower that looks like Jesus...doing his impression of a SUNFLOWER . It's uncanny!!!!! 
People are retarded . That's why I choose to align myself with the MONKEYS . They never freak out and say that they see images of King Kong in their bananas.
As a side note I would like to take this opportunity to thank Ms. Gwen Stefani for the generous use of her spelling skillz . That's B-A-N-A-N-A-S...BANANAS . Without her , I would have never been able to make that last joke work . She's got my Teacher Of The Year vote . Holla'
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People are retarded . That's why I choose to align myself with the MONKEYS . They never freak out and say that they see images of King Kong in their bananas.
As a side note I would like to take this opportunity to thank Ms. Gwen Stefani for the generous use of her spelling skillz . That's B-A-N-A-N-A-S...BANANAS . Without her , I would have never been able to make that last joke work . She's got my Teacher Of The Year vote . Holla'
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Maby Jesus is bored up there and decided to come down and represent himself in foods, you never know