Two things I wanted to tell y'all .
1 ) Why are these cockbags like Bush and senator Rick Santorum ( He's from Pennsylvania . Sorry rest of the world , our bad. ) opposing stem cell research ? They claim that it is a unnecessary waste of a human life . The donor is simply a mass of tissue NOT a fully formed human being . The people who would benefit from this research ARE human beings . People who have been paralyzed like Christopher Reeve . Or people with Alzheimers disease or a number of other horrible afflictions . It would be true poetic justice if you assholes were struck down with one of these conditions and your only chance for salvation was unattainable due to your own moronic laws .
2 ) To end on a more cheerful note...recent studies have now officially confirmed that EVERYTHING now causes cancer . That's right . EVERYTHING . Smoking = cancer . Red meat = cancer . Puppy dogs = cancer . Happiness = cancer . Cancer , cancer , cancer . Your best bet is to hope that something else kills you BEFORE you get cancer . Me , I wanna' go out in a truly memorable and highly entertaining way . Like in a knife fight with a clown , or being caught in the path of a million charging lemmings . Yeah . That's a way to go .
Oh yeah . I said I was going to end on a cheerful note . Here's an uplifting thought for you...Wise man say man who stand on toilet is high on pot . Heh...potty humor .
1 ) Why are these cockbags like Bush and senator Rick Santorum ( He's from Pennsylvania . Sorry rest of the world , our bad. ) opposing stem cell research ? They claim that it is a unnecessary waste of a human life . The donor is simply a mass of tissue NOT a fully formed human being . The people who would benefit from this research ARE human beings . People who have been paralyzed like Christopher Reeve . Or people with Alzheimers disease or a number of other horrible afflictions . It would be true poetic justice if you assholes were struck down with one of these conditions and your only chance for salvation was unattainable due to your own moronic laws .
2 ) To end on a more cheerful note...recent studies have now officially confirmed that EVERYTHING now causes cancer . That's right . EVERYTHING . Smoking = cancer . Red meat = cancer . Puppy dogs = cancer . Happiness = cancer . Cancer , cancer , cancer . Your best bet is to hope that something else kills you BEFORE you get cancer . Me , I wanna' go out in a truly memorable and highly entertaining way . Like in a knife fight with a clown , or being caught in the path of a million charging lemmings . Yeah . That's a way to go .
Oh yeah . I said I was going to end on a cheerful note . Here's an uplifting thought for you...Wise man say man who stand on toilet is high on pot . Heh...potty humor .
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i have a meeting at the tattoo shop - several people that are contributing to an upcoming SG shoot have to collaborate in preparation for this set. its HUGE. thats at 9 and i'll have to get a trolley back into town.
and i have an arraignment hearing on tuesday morning, for which i cannot have a hangover. this is the serious arraignment, for which if convicted and sentenced-- the outcome could be 1-5 years in the state penn.
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bahahhahahaha
i'm stealing that.