A couple of random things for yinz...
1 ) I can't begin to tell you how overjoyed I am that Family Guy is back on the air . Funniest show EVER .
2 ) I had a relapse and my fucking cold came back . I stopped at the grocery store after work to get some cold pills , and got Tylenol Cold ( With COOLBURST ACTION ) . I have to admit , it was the COOLBURST ACTION that got me . I get home and go to take the pills when I read the directions...Swallow whole . Do not chew or allow to dissolve . This makes me wonder " How , exactly , does this COOLBURST ACTION work ???? I didn't taste anything . I thought for a second that I felt some COOLBURST ACTION in my stomach , but that turned out to be an after effect of the Taco Bell that I ate for lunch...and there was NOTHING cool about it . LIES , TYLENOL COLD!!!! HORRIBLE , NON-COOLBURSTING , REGULAR TASTING LIES!!!!!!!
3 ) I just saw a Burger King commercial with Darth Vader in it . How are we supposed to take this character seriously as a terrifyingly evil villain when he's hocking burgers and M&M's and shit ???? Sure he "FORCE STRANGLED " a bunch of Imperial goons and hacked Luke's hand off with a lightsaber , but come on .
4 ) While I'm on the subjct of Darth Vader...does anybody else ever wonder what those blinking red buttons on his chest do ? I just want to run up to him and start fippin' switches . I'll bet one of them's a "Happy" button . No more Dark Lord of the Sith for you Mr. Crankypants . Maybe one fixes that dicked up respiratory condition he has too and makes him breathe like a normal person instead of a skinny asthmatic kid who just had to run laps in gym class . Of course one might be a laser death beam from the eyes button , but I'm willing to take that chance .
5 ) My friend came over the other day to watch a movie ( BTW The Life Aquatic KICKS ASS!!!! ) . He's like " Can I get something to drink ? " So I answer "Sure" . Hey , I'm a good host . He goes over to my sink to remove a glass to get said drink in and I'm like " NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!! " He freaks out and asks why . I respond " THAT is a weight baring glass . If you remove THAT glass the ENTIRE pile of dishes and glasses and silverware that I have looming menacingly out of my sink will collapse and kill us both . It will then proceed on an avalanche of destruction and take out half of the friggin town!!!!!! Take the Snoopy glass instead . "
That is all
1 ) I can't begin to tell you how overjoyed I am that Family Guy is back on the air . Funniest show EVER .
2 ) I had a relapse and my fucking cold came back . I stopped at the grocery store after work to get some cold pills , and got Tylenol Cold ( With COOLBURST ACTION ) . I have to admit , it was the COOLBURST ACTION that got me . I get home and go to take the pills when I read the directions...Swallow whole . Do not chew or allow to dissolve . This makes me wonder " How , exactly , does this COOLBURST ACTION work ???? I didn't taste anything . I thought for a second that I felt some COOLBURST ACTION in my stomach , but that turned out to be an after effect of the Taco Bell that I ate for lunch...and there was NOTHING cool about it . LIES , TYLENOL COLD!!!! HORRIBLE , NON-COOLBURSTING , REGULAR TASTING LIES!!!!!!!
3 ) I just saw a Burger King commercial with Darth Vader in it . How are we supposed to take this character seriously as a terrifyingly evil villain when he's hocking burgers and M&M's and shit ???? Sure he "FORCE STRANGLED " a bunch of Imperial goons and hacked Luke's hand off with a lightsaber , but come on .
4 ) While I'm on the subjct of Darth Vader...does anybody else ever wonder what those blinking red buttons on his chest do ? I just want to run up to him and start fippin' switches . I'll bet one of them's a "Happy" button . No more Dark Lord of the Sith for you Mr. Crankypants . Maybe one fixes that dicked up respiratory condition he has too and makes him breathe like a normal person instead of a skinny asthmatic kid who just had to run laps in gym class . Of course one might be a laser death beam from the eyes button , but I'm willing to take that chance .
5 ) My friend came over the other day to watch a movie ( BTW The Life Aquatic KICKS ASS!!!! ) . He's like " Can I get something to drink ? " So I answer "Sure" . Hey , I'm a good host . He goes over to my sink to remove a glass to get said drink in and I'm like " NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!!!!! " He freaks out and asks why . I respond " THAT is a weight baring glass . If you remove THAT glass the ENTIRE pile of dishes and glasses and silverware that I have looming menacingly out of my sink will collapse and kill us both . It will then proceed on an avalanche of destruction and take out half of the friggin town!!!!!! Take the Snoopy glass instead . "
That is all
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-me
Talk to ya later, G.