Did you ever have one of those days that is just SO horrendously bad that you , at some point , just realize you're fucked and sit back and enjoy the ensuing chaos ? Yeah , that happened to me today . Nothing MAJORLY bad , just a really terrible day at work . I went through all of the stages of grief by about 1:30 this afternoon . First ANGER - "This is fucking BULLSHIT , man !!!! What the fuck???? " Then DENIAL - " No . No . uh uh . This isn't happening . THIS IS NOT HAPPENING . " Next came BARGAINING - "Dude , I'll give you half a ham sammitch and $6.28 CASH MONEY if you'll stay and work my shift for me . PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE " Finally ACCEPTANCE " Oh , I am good and rightly FUCKED . Odds are pretty good that it's only going to get worse from here on out , so.......let's just revel in our shared misfortune , shall we? "
Hmmmm . On a completely seperate note...Do you think it a bit odd that even though I've never done hard time in prison , one of my favorite words is "SHIV " . I just like to use it at highly inappropriate times , like church . When the person comes around with the collection plate , I'm like " You tryin' to shake me down , bitch .???? " Then I pat all of my pockets frantically and look at the person all crazy eyed and exclaim " You're lucky I forgot my SHIV at home!!!! "
I think my sanity may have finally gone completely today . I'll let you all know later...if I can type with a straight jacket on .
Hmmmm . On a completely seperate note...Do you think it a bit odd that even though I've never done hard time in prison , one of my favorite words is "SHIV " . I just like to use it at highly inappropriate times , like church . When the person comes around with the collection plate , I'm like " You tryin' to shake me down , bitch .???? " Then I pat all of my pockets frantically and look at the person all crazy eyed and exclaim " You're lucky I forgot my SHIV at home!!!! "
I think my sanity may have finally gone completely today . I'll let you all know later...if I can type with a straight jacket on .
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mercurius_viv:
oh yeah, definitely had one of those days.
mercurius_viv:
oh yeah, definitely had one of those days.