I went to some new 80's type club downtown last night . Although I despise pretty much everything about The Strip (For you out-of-towners , The Strip is a part of town that's pretty much entirely clubs frequented by A-hole frat boys and sorostitutes ) this place wasn't bad . Fairly entertaining if nothing else .
Something I have noticed about all of those places is as follows . There's always a really old guy dressed in a flannel shirt in them . ALWAYS . Doesn't matter which one you go to . There's that "guy" . I formulated a sort of hypothesis about this peculiar phenomenon . Whenever a place is issued its liquor licence , they're also given their own "old flannel guy" . "Here's your license . Here's your "guy" . Take good care of him , and he will make your other patrons seem less retarded . " If you go to these places , I feel that it's a good omen to spot "The Guy" . It's like a blessing or something . So next time you're out , look for "The Guy" . Some people think he's just an urban legend , but I've seen him . He's out there... somewhere.
Something I have noticed about all of those places is as follows . There's always a really old guy dressed in a flannel shirt in them . ALWAYS . Doesn't matter which one you go to . There's that "guy" . I formulated a sort of hypothesis about this peculiar phenomenon . Whenever a place is issued its liquor licence , they're also given their own "old flannel guy" . "Here's your license . Here's your "guy" . Take good care of him , and he will make your other patrons seem less retarded . " If you go to these places , I feel that it's a good omen to spot "The Guy" . It's like a blessing or something . So next time you're out , look for "The Guy" . Some people think he's just an urban legend , but I've seen him . He's out there... somewhere.
eh now i got nothing to say.....
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