ALL BOW TO THE HOLY GRILLED CHEESE SANDWITCH!!!!
TheBlessed Snack Treat will be your salvation .
Why doesn't anybody ever see Bhudda in a stack of waffles , or Ra the Egyptian Sun God in a bowl of oatmeal ? It's ALWAYS Jesus or The Virgin Mary . What...is their public relations agent a lot better than these other deities???? Can't Allah or Mohammed afford to get their images placed on somebodys lunch? Thats' a damn shame if you ask me . I once tried to get people to see the significance of my Jell-O that had the spitting image of the Viking god Thor in it . It was plain as day . "Noooooo....you're just some wacko waving around a tasty low calorie dessert" they said . So I jumped up on the nearest park bench and screamed " BY ODIN'S TANGLED BEARD YOU SHALL RUE THE DAY YOU MOCKED MY JELL-O , INFIDELS!!!!" and ran off into the night . Unfortunately all of that running made me hungry , so I had to eat Thor . It was tragic .
Everybody enjoy your turkey binge tomorrow . If you see any holy icons in your food make sure to take pictures .
TheBlessed Snack Treat will be your salvation .
Why doesn't anybody ever see Bhudda in a stack of waffles , or Ra the Egyptian Sun God in a bowl of oatmeal ? It's ALWAYS Jesus or The Virgin Mary . What...is their public relations agent a lot better than these other deities???? Can't Allah or Mohammed afford to get their images placed on somebodys lunch? Thats' a damn shame if you ask me . I once tried to get people to see the significance of my Jell-O that had the spitting image of the Viking god Thor in it . It was plain as day . "Noooooo....you're just some wacko waving around a tasty low calorie dessert" they said . So I jumped up on the nearest park bench and screamed " BY ODIN'S TANGLED BEARD YOU SHALL RUE THE DAY YOU MOCKED MY JELL-O , INFIDELS!!!!" and ran off into the night . Unfortunately all of that running made me hungry , so I had to eat Thor . It was tragic .
Everybody enjoy your turkey binge tomorrow . If you see any holy icons in your food make sure to take pictures .
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linz:
have you seen the "brood witch" episode of aqua teen? wow. i attempted to spell "teen" like four times before i got it right. i must need a sandwich.
darklis:
That dog didn't pee on my leg, but he sure peed on my husband's work boots. 