tinfoilhalo

I , in my infinite wisdom , went to the Thursday night football game between the Cleveland Browns and my beloved ( but currently crappy ) Pittsburgh Steelers at Heinz Field . For those of you not from around here , going to an outside event in Eastern PA in December at night is akin to crawling inside of you freezer for about an hour or so wearing nothing but your favorite Underoos (Incidentally , my favorites were my kick-ass Return Of The Jedi Underoos . ROCK!!! ) .

I have NEVER been so goddamn cold in my entire friggin life!!!!! I'm pretty sure that I died of hypothermia , but the same cold that killed me kept me in a state of suspended animation, like that kid in Michigan who fell in the frozen lake that one time a few years back or possibly even Walt Disney's head . Anyway , I eventually thawed out and was able to celebrate how badly Cleveland sucks like any good Steelers fan would . WITH BOOZE...and lots of it . While celbrating , I saw a guy in a black and gold Steelers Claus suit walking around spreading cheer to all the good boys and girls and beer fueled taunts and threats of crotch kickery to all Browns fans . HO,HO,HOLY SHIT that guy ruled .

That is all from TinfoilHalo-land for now . Hope yinz guys are staying warm out there , and be good for goodness sake...or that crazy drunk Steelers fan will come to your house and hit you with a pipe and steal your shit .