HOLY CRAP IN A HAT!!!! It's been almost TWO MONTHS since my last post . How very unlike me . 
I guess I just don't stop by as much as I used to . It feels to me like SG has gotten more "businesslike" and more impersonal than it used to be . Maybe it's just me .
Well , on to the rants...
Is anybody else already sick of Christmas ? The store that I toil at started putting up Christmas decorations and playing that god awful "Cheery" holiday music over & over again BEFORE Thanksgiving !!! At least wait until DECEMBER!!!! Where's the friggin' Grinch when you need him ? If you're listening , good sir , please start stealing Christmas early this year . The Hoos in Hooville can wait . You've been tormenting their happy little asses for years now , time to broaden your horizons and steal some holiday shit in the REAL world . Write me and I'll give you directions to my place of employment and the building's security code .
Hmmmm...I'm actually running a little short on things to rant about right now . Hey , here's an idea . Why don't you tell me what you're currently pissed off about and I'll give you a personal rant . You get all of the malice and none of the hard work . You can't beat that deal with a stick . Lay it on me SG . I need an outlet for my latent hostility or I'll spontaneously combust ( On a side note , is there really any other way to combust? Does anybody ever predictably combust? " Hey look . Joe's just burst into a pyre of brilliant searing flames . Like nobody saw THAT coming . " ). Sorry . Sometimes my train of thought careens off the tracks and plows into a mountainside of confusion and peculiarity .
Oh well . Until next time , TinfoilHalo...over and out .
I guess I just don't stop by as much as I used to . It feels to me like SG has gotten more "businesslike" and more impersonal than it used to be . Maybe it's just me .
Well , on to the rants...
Is anybody else already sick of Christmas ? The store that I toil at started putting up Christmas decorations and playing that god awful "Cheery" holiday music over & over again BEFORE Thanksgiving !!! At least wait until DECEMBER!!!! Where's the friggin' Grinch when you need him ? If you're listening , good sir , please start stealing Christmas early this year . The Hoos in Hooville can wait . You've been tormenting their happy little asses for years now , time to broaden your horizons and steal some holiday shit in the REAL world . Write me and I'll give you directions to my place of employment and the building's security code .
Hmmmm...I'm actually running a little short on things to rant about right now . Hey , here's an idea . Why don't you tell me what you're currently pissed off about and I'll give you a personal rant . You get all of the malice and none of the hard work . You can't beat that deal with a stick . Lay it on me SG . I need an outlet for my latent hostility or I'll spontaneously combust ( On a side note , is there really any other way to combust? Does anybody ever predictably combust? " Hey look . Joe's just burst into a pyre of brilliant searing flames . Like nobody saw THAT coming . " ). Sorry . Sometimes my train of thought careens off the tracks and plows into a mountainside of confusion and peculiarity .
Oh well . Until next time , TinfoilHalo...over and out .
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annalee:
You can get a cat the same as my dog one, I want it so much! Then maybe that would please people
obsidian_:
LA is very so so I'm moving to Minnesota in January...viva la new adventues!