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Tuesday Sep 12, 2006

Sep 12, 2006
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I'm so bummed that The Crocodile Hunter is gone . frown

Not only do I miss his insane attempts to promote conservation of wildlife through blatantly rampaging into rare animals habitats and randomly jumping on , picking up , taunting , or flagrantly "fuckin' with'" them . But I miss guessing which animal was going to finally do him in . By the way...Stingray, WAAAAAAY down at the bottom of the list . Whoever took that one is making a killing (No pun intended) from the book maker's in Vegas . The odds against a lowly stingray killing the seemingly indestructible Steve Irwin had to be like 1,000,000,000 to one . I was banking on one of two things . 1) An actual CROCODILE finally eating him and thusly giving him a truly ironic death , or 2) Him getting killed in a completely unrelated way like tripping and falling down the stairs at his home and snapping his neck . NOBODY saw that damn stingray coming !!! Stingrays are like the porcupines of the ocean . Yeah , they COULD hurt you , but how many people have you ever heard of getting killed by a friggin' porcupine ?

Honestly , I think that this was a professional hit . I think the Crocodiles were tired of Steve makin' them look like chumps . Always running around JUST out of jaw snapping distance . Dancing around them in his little khaki short-shorts . With a "CRIKEY" here and a " NAUGHTY LITTLE CROC" there . The Crocodiles were starting to look weak and the Monitor Lizards and Snakes were starting to crack wise about them . It was only a matter of time before the Crocs lost there spot at the top of the food chain . So the crafty carnivores put a hit out on Steve-O . Who better than a harmless little stingray to pull off a job like this ? They're practically like cartilagenous aquatic puppies or something . He swam right up to the thing for God's sake . It's a damn shame .

So the Crocodiles win...for now . I hear that Jeff Corwin andthat Brady dude from National Geographic have vowed to avenge Steve's death by mercilessly tormenting every crocodilian they can find for the rest of their days . Then , there's always the offspring of the Crocodile Hunter himself . Those kids have to possess at least SOME of their Dad's croc taunting prowess . Just give them a couple of years and IT'S ON!!!

Enjoy your victory while it lasts Crocs . Soon the joke shall be on you . skull
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