My good computer should be back amongst the living in another week . Until them , me and Carl will be hanging out for a little while longer . Carl has already begun pissing me off . Soon , my little P.O.S. , soon . 
Memorial Day weekend was an f'ing blast . I went out to Michigan to hang out with some of my friends who moved out there . There was mass consumption of alcohol , full contact ping pong called "Prison Pong" , a badly dubbed Bruce Lee movie watched on a 61" HD TV , an epic "Asshole" tournament , A Slip-N-Slide , I learned what an "Angry Dragon" is , My car was dubbed the "Slippery Banana" , and I got attacked by about ten million mosquitos . All in all , a damn good time . I will leave you with a joke that I heard and found quite funny .
A baby polar bear walks up to his mother and says "Mom , what am I?" The mother polar bear says " Why you're a polar bear son . " The confused little bear asks "Are you sure?" His mother says " You have white fur , you live at the North Pole , you eat fish , and you look , smell , and behave just like a polar bear . So you MUST be a polar bear . Why do you ask ? " The little bear looks up at his mom and says " Cause I'm FUCKING COLD!!!!"
How was all of your holiday weekends ? Hopefully good and full of booze fueld hilarity . Feel free to share .
Memorial Day weekend was an f'ing blast . I went out to Michigan to hang out with some of my friends who moved out there . There was mass consumption of alcohol , full contact ping pong called "Prison Pong" , a badly dubbed Bruce Lee movie watched on a 61" HD TV , an epic "Asshole" tournament , A Slip-N-Slide , I learned what an "Angry Dragon" is , My car was dubbed the "Slippery Banana" , and I got attacked by about ten million mosquitos . All in all , a damn good time . I will leave you with a joke that I heard and found quite funny .
A baby polar bear walks up to his mother and says "Mom , what am I?" The mother polar bear says " Why you're a polar bear son . " The confused little bear asks "Are you sure?" His mother says " You have white fur , you live at the North Pole , you eat fish , and you look , smell , and behave just like a polar bear . So you MUST be a polar bear . Why do you ask ? " The little bear looks up at his mom and says " Cause I'm FUCKING COLD!!!!"
How was all of your holiday weekends ? Hopefully good and full of booze fueld hilarity . Feel free to share .