My new-ish computer ( Only two years old ) just melted down on me . 
So uncool . Good news is that it's still under warranty . Bad news is that it's going to be at least two weeks until they can get the part that I need to repair my little buddy . So I type this message to you now on my ghetto ass Windows 98 sportin' craptastic old computer . I refer to him as Carl . Carl is like that friend that everybody has who is completely unreliable and has very few good qualities about him . You're actually not really sure how or why he's your friend , but there he is . Occasionally when you need somebody to help you move or you want somebody to buy you a beer , Carl will step it up . He will eventually disappoint you . It's only a matter of time , but right now...Carl's the man . So cheers , mate . Here's to Carl . Everybody say "Hi" .
I came across the LUCKIEST racoon in the world tonight . I literally drove right OVER him and he somehow came out the other side of my car completely unscathed . He's like the Harry Houdini of varmints . Well played my little garbage eating friend . Well played indeed .
So uncool . Good news is that it's still under warranty . Bad news is that it's going to be at least two weeks until they can get the part that I need to repair my little buddy . So I type this message to you now on my ghetto ass Windows 98 sportin' craptastic old computer . I refer to him as Carl . Carl is like that friend that everybody has who is completely unreliable and has very few good qualities about him . You're actually not really sure how or why he's your friend , but there he is . Occasionally when you need somebody to help you move or you want somebody to buy you a beer , Carl will step it up . He will eventually disappoint you . It's only a matter of time , but right now...Carl's the man . So cheers , mate . Here's to Carl . Everybody say "Hi" .
I came across the LUCKIEST racoon in the world tonight . I literally drove right OVER him and he somehow came out the other side of my car completely unscathed . He's like the Harry Houdini of varmints . Well played my little garbage eating friend . Well played indeed .
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linz:
christ you're so right! put up your dukes and we'll go at it!!!
dick_shrapnel:
I've never met a Carl I actually liked, but I get what your saying. I guess my version of Carl exists in the form of a tall fat man named Zane. Zane is a lazy ass mama's boy who sits on his ass all day smoking weed and watching stupid tv shows like Entourage. Yet, he's always been there for me.