Over the course of one weekend I found out that...
* I really suck at pool .
* I probably should have died about a million times when I was a kid but didn't .
* Stupid people's only reason for existence is to be an example to the rest of us .
* Midgets are WAY more awsome than even I previously believed .
* Sometimes you just gotta' say "What the hell."
* The difference between being super cool and a complete dumbass can sometimes come down to the position of the zipper in your pants .
* It takes me approximately 47 minutes to type a single sentence worth of text on my phone , and it would have taken me ten seconds to just call the person and say it .
* A snake can actually eat a hippo .
* Clothes are F'ing expensive .
* You never know when fate will intervene .
* Having three days off is NOT worth having to work nine days straight .
* There is NO perfect person for me , there is only the hope that there is somebody just as fucked up as I am who is willing to coexist for a prolonged period of time without trying to kill me or making me want to kill them .
That's an awful lot of revelations to happen over the course of two days . I think my head might explode .
* I really suck at pool .
* I probably should have died about a million times when I was a kid but didn't .
* Stupid people's only reason for existence is to be an example to the rest of us .
* Midgets are WAY more awsome than even I previously believed .
* Sometimes you just gotta' say "What the hell."
* The difference between being super cool and a complete dumbass can sometimes come down to the position of the zipper in your pants .
* It takes me approximately 47 minutes to type a single sentence worth of text on my phone , and it would have taken me ten seconds to just call the person and say it .
* A snake can actually eat a hippo .
* Clothes are F'ing expensive .
* You never know when fate will intervene .
* Having three days off is NOT worth having to work nine days straight .
* There is NO perfect person for me , there is only the hope that there is somebody just as fucked up as I am who is willing to coexist for a prolonged period of time without trying to kill me or making me want to kill them .
That's an awful lot of revelations to happen over the course of two days . I think my head might explode .