tinfoilhalo

First off , let me aplogize for the fact that this is probably going to look all fucked up and be mostly illegibe becaus I am typing it on a P.O.S. wireless WebTV keyboards in my hotel room in Michigan . Secondly I would like to advise anybody who is in Michigan or has friends or family there to encourage them all to leave immediately because I am wishing Lake Michigan to rise up and swallow this miserable little state . I am wising it SOOOOO hard that it just might come true . Michigan ad al who dwell in it have earned my wath due to ONE man . A rat-bastard , cock gobbling , fuck bag of a cop who pulled me over today . I was at a traffic light sitting behind a tractor trailer truck waiting for the little green "Left" arrow . The truck starts to move , so I follow . It seems to take an unusually long time for this dingleberyy to get his damn rig through the intersection , and I am RIGHT behind him . As he FINALLY makes the turn I can see that the green arrow has just gone from yellow to red. This is the first that I have seen tha light because of his big bulky ass . So the light then turns red with me stuck inthe middle of the intersection ( STILL behind the slow ass truck ) . Now wat should I do ? Should I stop and block the intersection ? No , that's stupid . Should I try to bak up to where I just came from ? Can't . There's ANOTHER tractor trailer sitting behind me .Guess I hae to just keep going , right? That's what any sane person would do , but apparently tha was the WRONG thing to do . All of a sudden I see these lights flasing behind me . PERFECT . I pull over and Officer Cockface comes up and says "You jus ran through that red ligt" . I reply "Sorry officer . I was behind that truck . I couldn't even see that the light had changed until I was stuck in the middle of the intersecion . I didn't want to block traffic , so I continued through " . Very polite an respectfl , even though I wanted to tell him to go fuck himselfwith his night stick . He asks for my license , which I give him . It's aPA licese , so heasks me how long I've ben here and if I am staying in Mchigan . I say tht I was just here for business and I ill be leaving in four days . I also tell him that I am driving a rental car which needs to be back on Saturday . He goes back to his car (Probably to jerk off) . I'm thinkig " Hey , I'll be out of his state in four more days AND I had a legitimate excus for going thrugh the red light .He'll probably just give me a warning . Right? " SUPRISE!!!!! He hands me a $115.00 ticket andtells methat he is keeping my license and I can either go to the courthouse and pay immediately or contest the charge in court . NOW I get pissed . I ask him HOW I'm supposed to A) Find the goddamn court house when I don't know where the hell I am andB)Contest the charge in court whenI have to leave in FOUR days .Now we both know that he has me good and fucked .I HAVE to pay this bullshit ticket that he wouldn't haveeven taken the time to write out if it wasn't the end ofthe month and he had to get his ticket quota . So he pretty much says "Tough Shit " and walks away . So I try to call this courthous and pay my bullshit fine so I can get my license back and get the fuck out of this shithole of a state . OH , SUPRISE AGAIN!!!!! They're closed for the day . NOW I've got to take timeoff of work to try to go find this fucking place in the morning andget ass fucked by the state...AGAIN !!!!!!

FUCK YOU MICHIGAN!!!!!

I kind of liked you up until now , but now I must destroy you . Thank Officer Assmunch for having your state flooded . I only hope that he gets herpes from some prostitute who's trying to screw her way out of a arrest and his penis rots of before he gets sucked into th icy waters of the lake . So anyway , evrbody else please get to another state before the coming catastrophe . I know that it's a little exteme to wipe outan entire state to get retribution on one guy , but I feel that an example must be made . Sorry . Now , run aong kids . Offto higher gound with ya . Scoot .