I just picked up the Sin City special edition DVD and I can't wait to watch it .
Well...obviously I CAN wait a little while , because I'm on here typing this mindless drivel for yinz guys . You know what ? Drivel is a highly underrated word . Another highly underrated word is spiffy . As in " Hey , man . That new car is mighty spiffy " . For some bizarre reason I like to use seldomly heard words and phrases in my day to day ramblings to confound and infuriate those around me . It's one of those odd habits that makes me somewhat unique...and oft times much maligned .
TinfoilHalos New Years Resolutions for 2006 :
1 - Try to eat healthier foods .
2 - Stop smoking...which should be easy , because I don't smoke . Hey , I need at least one acheiveable goal .
3 - Go to the Amazon rainforest and wrestle an anaconda for no good reason .
4 - Make Jared from Subway fat again .
5 - Expose the secret ingredient in Coke so that the world will FINALLY know what it is . It's Guatamalan Goat Urine . Well...I guess I can cross that one off the list now .
6 - Wang Chung EVERY night .
7 - Try to ACTUALLY kill somebody with kindness and then see if I can revive them with cruelty .
8 - Take over the world .
9 - Move to a different world .
10 - Destroy the world .
That's it . I think most of those are doable . What are your resolutions ?
Well...obviously I CAN wait a little while , because I'm on here typing this mindless drivel for yinz guys . You know what ? Drivel is a highly underrated word . Another highly underrated word is spiffy . As in " Hey , man . That new car is mighty spiffy " . For some bizarre reason I like to use seldomly heard words and phrases in my day to day ramblings to confound and infuriate those around me . It's one of those odd habits that makes me somewhat unique...and oft times much maligned .
TinfoilHalos New Years Resolutions for 2006 :
1 - Try to eat healthier foods .
2 - Stop smoking...which should be easy , because I don't smoke . Hey , I need at least one acheiveable goal .
3 - Go to the Amazon rainforest and wrestle an anaconda for no good reason .
4 - Make Jared from Subway fat again .
5 - Expose the secret ingredient in Coke so that the world will FINALLY know what it is . It's Guatamalan Goat Urine . Well...I guess I can cross that one off the list now .
6 - Wang Chung EVERY night .
7 - Try to ACTUALLY kill somebody with kindness and then see if I can revive them with cruelty .
8 - Take over the world .
9 - Move to a different world .
10 - Destroy the world .
That's it . I think most of those are doable . What are your resolutions ?
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
finch:
hehe i love number 2.
aoife:
sometimes I love you.