Richard Pryor died today , and the world started to suck a little more . Richard Pryor was a truly great and incredibly funny guy . He's up in Heaven making angels piss themselves with laughter now . So if it rains tomorrow...it's angel piss . Here's to you Rich . 
Now on to something completely different . Are there any folks out there with any sort of mechanical , electrical , and/or welding knowledge ? I need to have .50 caliber machine guns and a couple of rocket launchers attached to my car A.S.A.F.P. I work next to a mall . I needed to cross the street today . It took me almost FIFTEEN minutes to go across the goddamn street!!! The reason it took me fifteen minutes instead of five is because the streets were choked with fucking imbeciles who were either coming from or going to the mall . Seriously . EVERY fucking intersection was blocked with A-holes who had crammed into the middle of the street trying to be "The last car through the light " and consequently caused numerous spontaneous acts of cluster-fuckery all over the general area . I have tried to be patient . I had hoped that people would realize that they were acting foolish and change their ways . Now I feel that my only option is to blow them up . Dear Santa , I want a couple dozen H.E.A.T. missiles and a mobile launching unit for Christmas . I have been good this year , but there are many people who have been very , very bad . Please give me the means to be your righteous hand of holiday wrath . I shall smite the naughty and raze their S.U.V.'s and mini vans to the ground . The streets will run red with holiday cheer . Ho , ho , ho and all of that . Sincerely , TinfoilHalo .
Now on to something completely different . Are there any folks out there with any sort of mechanical , electrical , and/or welding knowledge ? I need to have .50 caliber machine guns and a couple of rocket launchers attached to my car A.S.A.F.P. I work next to a mall . I needed to cross the street today . It took me almost FIFTEEN minutes to go across the goddamn street!!! The reason it took me fifteen minutes instead of five is because the streets were choked with fucking imbeciles who were either coming from or going to the mall . Seriously . EVERY fucking intersection was blocked with A-holes who had crammed into the middle of the street trying to be "The last car through the light " and consequently caused numerous spontaneous acts of cluster-fuckery all over the general area . I have tried to be patient . I had hoped that people would realize that they were acting foolish and change their ways . Now I feel that my only option is to blow them up . Dear Santa , I want a couple dozen H.E.A.T. missiles and a mobile launching unit for Christmas . I have been good this year , but there are many people who have been very , very bad . Please give me the means to be your righteous hand of holiday wrath . I shall smite the naughty and raze their S.U.V.'s and mini vans to the ground . The streets will run red with holiday cheer . Ho , ho , ho and all of that . Sincerely , TinfoilHalo .
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well no real prize but still
Have you ever heard that ri- DIC- uluos xmas song, sung with a Philly accent? They make fun of Philly people- it's amazing.
To the tune of Walking in a winter wonderland:
"You can make an ornament out of a beer can.." Ever heard it? I can't remember the rest of the words
VIVA LA FESTIVUS
[Edited on Dec 13, 2005 11:10PM]