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I got a horrific sunburn last Friday and now I'm all peely. I look like a leper...or a zombie... or a ZOMBIE LEPER!!!!!! blackeyed

I'm HEEEEDEOUS!!!! eeek
norritt:
sun screen dude!
kaela:
Photos, please. wink
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I'm thinking about getting into politics. No, not running for any sort of political office. I'm an asshole, but not THAT big of an asshole. wink

I am going to put out some products for politicians and politically minded people.

The first one is for the Republicans. They're tasty breakfast pastries that are much like Pop-Tarts, but laced with Valium so that these tightly wound jerk-offs...
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sixothree:
i'm voting for the whig party tongue
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You know what I hate? Well, if you've payed attention to any of my previous blogs, you probably do. Prepare yourself for another one of your Uncle Tinfoil's fancy good time hate filled diatribes. smile

I was just at the grocery store, and at the checkout line I saw a trash rag magazine with the front cover story "Patrick Swayze's Courageous Battle Against Cancer" . First...
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kaela:
Yea. I decided to run my business full time - it was getting hard to get motivated to do both, so I figured with all the money and time I'd invested this far, I'd better choose that one. Tough decision, I know. wink

Yea, I looked at my friends list the other day, and saw two people that I actually typed more than 5 words to - you being one of them. Thought I'd drop by and say hi. Anything fun and exciting going on in your life?
sheena:
thank you for your comment on my new set! xoxo
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. I HATE SNOW!!!!!! mad

Al Gore is a dirty, dirty LIAR, because there isn't even enough global warming to keep me from getting snowed in all day today. My car is stuck in a parking lot which was magically transformed into an Olympic bobsled course over night. So far, the Swedish team is in the lead for...
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meow:
Thanks for the comment on my new Purple set! kiss

miao!!
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When somebody in the movies needs to acquire certain "not quite legal" items, they always seem to go straight to the local "Black Market" dealers. The thing is, these shady dealers don't advertise, right? so how the hell do they find them? What if I'm having a beef with my next door neighbor because he's playing his Tony Orlando records too loud and I want...
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I just traveled to the frozen wasteland that is Erie, PA to see a friend's band play. The band's name is Seattle and they do unbelievable covers of all of the great grunge bands of the early 90's. It was a good time and I wound up getting REALLY trashed. That's unusual as I don't drink nearly as much as I used to. Guess I'm...
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I just got back from vacation in Aruba. It kicked more ass than a donkey farmer. Then I get to return to 30 degree weather and ice and snow. Fan-fucking-tastic. frown
norritt:
damn you go on some cool vacations

yeah cold weather sucks
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I recently rescued a little kitten who was living in a ground hog hole outside of where I work. She was either dumped off by some prick or her mother left her there and didn't come back. I was originally just trying to feed her so she wouldn't starve. Then it started getting cold and frosty outside and I thought that she wouldn't last the...
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Here's a really cool story for you that came out of a not so great day in my life. First of all, this story starts off with me having to go to the doctor's office to get some tests done to find out why my heart is all of a sudden getting all jittery and beating irregularly. I told the doctor that I was under...
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julliette:
you got an scary and wonderful profile pic!