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Vegetarian Dining in the Bedroom
written by Tina Suicide


After dining on over a dozen luscious pussies in my life, I have come to the conclusion that vegetarians, in particular vegans, taste better. Sexperts say that there is scientific evidence to support this vegan yumminess amongst both men and women. Sexologists claim that all of our bodily secretions including sweat, saliva, urine, ejaculate, and pussy juices are affected by what we eat. It really is as simple as what comes in is going to come out in one form or another taking with it the pungency of the diet that you consume. Among the most potent of foods that have a drastic effect on your scent include red meat, fish, and especially dairy. Dairy makes your juices and cum super nasty due to its high bacterial putrefaction level. This is kinda like the milk going sour all up in you and smelling rank. You know how if you leave milk out it starts to smell cuz it cant deal with the heat? Well in your body it is dealing with the upper 90s and its not a pleasant smell when it comes seeping out of your body. A diet of mostly herbivorian fare will produce pleasing tastes and smells, one of decaying animal flesh in your tummy - not so much.

When ex-pornstar turned feminist performance artist, Dr. Annie Sprinkle was asked for her expert opinion she said that she had"swallowed the cum of probably over 1,000 men." and that in her experience "vegetarians have sweeter sperm than meat eaters".

There are some non foods that when excreted arent so pleasant to you or your partners nasal passages or taste buds, like alcohol, cigarettes, and drugs. All of those toxins just ooze from your tiny pores. So if you wanna be a really good scented yummy vegan you can try going straight edge. Or if you cant give up the bottle you can just load up on cranberry and vodka - since cranberry and pineapple juice make your cum sweeter. You can opt for a bloody mary since veggies make your juices more aromatically pleasing. Also naturally fermented beers like Honey Brown and Rolling Rock as well as sake make your goo sweeter and dont give you the same nasty taste as chemically processed liquor. Most importantly, always no matter what, drink lots and lots of water. Water is the key to success and it flushes nasty smelly toxins from your body so that your baby doll will be wanting to love you long time.

So although meat, dairy, alcohol, cigs, and drugs are amongst the smelliest for men and womens love juices, there are a couple vegetarian items to avoid if you are planning on tasting good for your sweetie - garlic, onions, and asparagus. These three foods are all very high in sulfur content which kinda leaves you smellin like an onion. You may have noticed after eating a lot of garlic that it seems like you are sweating it out for days. Well your pits arent the only place that you are secreting that odor. So just be aware before munching on too much garlic bread at that romantic Italian dinner with your love bird.

I really appreciate a slightly bitter taste in my lovers goods. Ive noticed it amongst many of my lovers who are veggie and it was just recently that I learned what causes that bitter metallic deliciousness. Foods that are in the cabbage family such as well..cabbage, brussel sprouts, broccoli, kale, and collard greens leave a slightly metallic taste lingering behind. These are some of my favorite foods and I know that at many dining experiences between me and my ladies consisted of a lot of these foods. So if you like that a slightly bitter taste coming from you and your lady or you and your man - think green.

Some foods that will spice up the taste of your stuff, with a sometimes sharp smell or taste, are foods with some spice to it. So think about the odors of the spices you are adding to your chili or soup and whether or not you want to be lapping it up later that night if the mood hits.

Citric laden foods will make you sweet as pie for your darlin or whoever might be meeting your needs that evening. Think about fruits or fruit juices like pineapple, apple, melon, mango, kiwi, and grapes. These will raise your bodies ph balance to a more acidic level and it covers up the saltiness or bleachy sort of flavor of boy goo. Parsley, celery, and wheat grass also give you and your mate a sweeter smell and taste due to its high chlorophyll content.

There are some supplements out there that contain sugars that promise sweeter cum and some with cinnamon and ginger that promise the taste of thanksgiving pumpkin pie, but basically you are what you eat ..so just add some some spice to your diet if you want some spice to your oral sex life. It does usually take 12 - 24 hours for what you eat to cycle through your body so dont eat sausage and bacon w/ a big ass glass of milk at breakfast and not expect your honey doodle to taste it that night. When you are all finished with dinner and ready to move on to the bed room pop a breath mint in your mouth before tasting your lover. The minty flavor makes everything yummy and it makes your pussy or stick tingle in a fabulous way.

If you are in a non-monogamous relationship I highly encourage using safe sex with saran wrap, gloves, dental damns, and condoms. If you are entering a monogamous relationship with someone make sure both of you are tested for everything before diving in for dinner down under. Good luck, eat healthy, and happy dining.