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Wednesday Jul 20, 2005

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I wrote this to my friend Pam who will not be called Pam so don't try it. I think she prefers to be called Simon LeBon...


>> You like jellyfish! I was teaching my little Karate kids how not to be grabbed by strangers and I told them the story of trying to put a jellyfish in an armlock! What a nightmare! I caught him shoplifting in the women's lingerie department when I worked at Macy's (and it is well known that jellyfish are purported to be both transvestites AND kleptomaniacs...) and as I tried to wrestle him into submission I got stung several times and he got away. Fortunately, my supervisor was a coquettish young minx named Eleanor who most willingly peed on me without delay.

Of course I paraphrased for the sake of the students' delicate sensibilities. But the moral of the story is: when being abducted, wriggle like you have no bones and hit 'em where it hurts.

Wow! Entertainment AND a moral?! How DO I do it...?

yer pal,
TimTv

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Also! We had a KICK ASS festival this weekend! It had Bondage! It had Fire! It had Martial Arts action! It had 3 Projectors showing films and a huge psychedelic light show and 5 DJs spinning ALL night long! I finally crashed out at 6:30 am, wiped out from doing cartwheels on the dance floor for 20 minutes! Wow!

So here are 3 links I've gotten so far for pics and video. The first photographer was professional, the 2nd was one of the guests, and the video is about 6 min. long and it's fanTAStic!

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http://homepage.mac.com/robertnoll/Psytex's/

(the password is "Quix")
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http://www.damonp.com/gallery/7-16-05?page=3
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http://homepage.mac.com/mjbricka/Burning_Things/iMovieTheater11.html
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Enjoy!

Oh, we're doing it again in September (maybe Oct.)!

T.
kira:
you should come hang out with us this weekend to the cd exchange party...you can't get in on the cd exchange part but you can still come hang out and meet everyone... kiss kiss kiss
Jul 20, 2005

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