I sent this as part of an email to one of my pals earlier tonight who asked about my whirlwind schedule...
"Here's a 10 second freakshow of my life, ready?
I live with my 2 puppies. My 2 roomates are magic-performing clowns and they have 2 bunnies and 2 doves who are ALSO magic performers. I teach children how to live & then a few hours later I'm half naked on a stage laying in broken glass looking up at a girl who is also half naked stomping on my chest. I am now the caretaker of a 22 foot bright red 1969 fire truck which, as we speak, is sitting in my driveway. This weekend I drive to Missouri for a family reunion which should be CRAZY fun.
Next week I have:
WED> my best drag queen friend's last performance night party at the Rainbow Room(before she moves to Texas)
THUR> I'm modeling Betsy Johnson fashion & eating fire in a show at the Whitney in Detroit
FRI> I'm taking the Karate students to another school to have a fight night (where we spar with all their students and make them cry) & then I host circus practice
SAT> I perform in a Moulin Rouge show with fire and drag queens for a wealthy snobby country club in West Bloomfield
SUN> I have a full contact fight in the afternoon against a guy I lost to in a boxing match several months ago.
So there you have it. A slice of the chaotica that is TimTv.
I do not tell you this for pity or sympathy, OR to try to impress you, but merely to make you smile and shake your head at my insane life. Or as Evita called it, "My mad existence." I have called it that too. Many times.
And you? What do you call your life? And what does it call you?"
...
Haha. We were meditating earlier, as we do for a few moments at the beginning of every class, and the phone rang. I told the students to open one eye, and then I told them that that's enlightenment calling. But we can't go get it because we're busy meditating. ...Some of them got it.
heehee!
"Here's a 10 second freakshow of my life, ready?
I live with my 2 puppies. My 2 roomates are magic-performing clowns and they have 2 bunnies and 2 doves who are ALSO magic performers. I teach children how to live & then a few hours later I'm half naked on a stage laying in broken glass looking up at a girl who is also half naked stomping on my chest. I am now the caretaker of a 22 foot bright red 1969 fire truck which, as we speak, is sitting in my driveway. This weekend I drive to Missouri for a family reunion which should be CRAZY fun.
Next week I have:
WED> my best drag queen friend's last performance night party at the Rainbow Room(before she moves to Texas)
THUR> I'm modeling Betsy Johnson fashion & eating fire in a show at the Whitney in Detroit
FRI> I'm taking the Karate students to another school to have a fight night (where we spar with all their students and make them cry) & then I host circus practice
SAT> I perform in a Moulin Rouge show with fire and drag queens for a wealthy snobby country club in West Bloomfield
SUN> I have a full contact fight in the afternoon against a guy I lost to in a boxing match several months ago.
So there you have it. A slice of the chaotica that is TimTv.
I do not tell you this for pity or sympathy, OR to try to impress you, but merely to make you smile and shake your head at my insane life. Or as Evita called it, "My mad existence." I have called it that too. Many times.
And you? What do you call your life? And what does it call you?"
...
Haha. We were meditating earlier, as we do for a few moments at the beginning of every class, and the phone rang. I told the students to open one eye, and then I told them that that's enlightenment calling. But we can't go get it because we're busy meditating. ...Some of them got it.
heehee!
your vida loca is indeed intriguing to a glorified office girl.
i always wanted to join the circus