I wrote this to my friend Pam who will not be called Pam so don't try it. I think she prefers to be called Simon LeBon...
>> You like jellyfish! I was teaching my little Karate kids how not to be grabbed by strangers and I told them the story of trying to put a jellyfish in an armlock! What a nightmare! I caught him...
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>> You like jellyfish! I was teaching my little Karate kids how not to be grabbed by strangers and I told them the story of trying to put a jellyfish in an armlock! What a nightmare! I caught him...
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kira:
you should come hang out with us this weekend to the cd exchange party...you can't get in on the cd exchange part but you can still come hang out and meet everyone... 
I dreamed a little dream and I dont know if it was true
Its sometimes hard to see between the leaves
Of what is and what isnt and what one should do
With the moments as they flash and float past the eaves
In clouds of swirling wishfulness I hoped youd appear
Soft in the dim dusk of that moments bliss
But my hoping; my...
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Its sometimes hard to see between the leaves
Of what is and what isnt and what one should do
With the moments as they flash and float past the eaves
In clouds of swirling wishfulness I hoped youd appear
Soft in the dim dusk of that moments bliss
But my hoping; my...
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So this guy, right, he says to me
"Buddy! Hey, Buddy! You gonna eat that?"
I looked at the table beside me and saw that there was nothing on it. I looked to the left and right of me, thinking maybe I had forgotten some sort of umbilical relationship to a half hearted sandwich which was left by my memory to wither and die.
Nope....
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"Buddy! Hey, Buddy! You gonna eat that?"
I looked at the table beside me and saw that there was nothing on it. I looked to the left and right of me, thinking maybe I had forgotten some sort of umbilical relationship to a half hearted sandwich which was left by my memory to wither and die.
Nope....
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anissa:
Dude, do you know my head would blow up with excitement if I had a guy just follow me around saying that everytime I walk into a joint?
I'd be one bad motor scooter.
Ace.
I'd be one bad motor scooter.
Ace.
violetred:
Life is my passionate embrace. And every day is Niagara Falls between us, looking out over the edge together with stars in our eyes
4. What the hell was I saying?
you took the words right out of my mouth
4. What the hell was I saying?
you took the words right out of my mouth
I sent this as part of an email to one of my pals earlier tonight who asked about my whirlwind schedule...
"Here's a 10 second freakshow of my life, ready?
I live with my 2 puppies. My 2 roomates are magic-performing clowns and they have 2 bunnies and 2 doves who are ALSO magic performers. I teach children how to live & then a few...
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"Here's a 10 second freakshow of my life, ready?
I live with my 2 puppies. My 2 roomates are magic-performing clowns and they have 2 bunnies and 2 doves who are ALSO magic performers. I teach children how to live & then a few...
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violetred:
too fucking cute...
your vida loca is indeed intriguing to a glorified office girl.
i always wanted to join the circus
your vida loca is indeed intriguing to a glorified office girl.
i always wanted to join the circus
This is what my voicemail sez:
"Hm. Did they put you in a BOX with a TOP and a LOCK, yo?
This is TimTv. Come with me. Just - say - no."
I have a LOT to say about this last weekend and the whole whirlwind DEMF adventure contained (or uncontainable!) therein. But I stayed awake 2 nights in a row & packed more madness...
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"Hm. Did they put you in a BOX with a TOP and a LOCK, yo?
This is TimTv. Come with me. Just - say - no."
I have a LOT to say about this last weekend and the whole whirlwind DEMF adventure contained (or uncontainable!) therein. But I stayed awake 2 nights in a row & packed more madness...
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anissa:
Somebody told me you had to pay to go this year.
What the hell is up with charging for DEMF?!
I completely missed it cause nobody called me to make me go. Now I know why. Everybody was broke!
*sigh*
What the hell is up with charging for DEMF?!
I completely missed it cause nobody called me to make me go. Now I know why. Everybody was broke!
*sigh*
kira:
the wild cherry is on the south side of 8 mile just east of gratiot...you should come and fun with us even though you don't drink...
So, how does this feel? Poked in the eye sharply by the things I see which offend my heart on a day to day basis. I struggle, not blindly, but with full sight and clarity of mind against those who are in the majority but have nonetheless drunken from the well of insanity. I cling with maddening grip and desperate fingers to the lost images...
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inannamute:
There are love dogs noone knows the name of.
Give your life to become one of them.
Give your life to become one of them.
saturn1:
jeeeeeesus that was sucha long reply i din reply back because its a lot of typing
ummm ill try
1. i grew up in and around detroit, left several times chicago being one of the longer locations, but since 2000 i've been in ann arbor going to school. and i just moved to seattle
i went to school for photo and graphic design so im some strange aesthetic sense going on. i love john leguizamo because he reminds me of a lot of the kids i grew up with and also tells stories i can relate and his characters are always fuckin ON IT and also he makes me laugh a lot. i saw him when he came to my school a couple years ago it was neat, he wasnt one of those lazy entertainers who repeat some half assed routine that they've already done a million times for smalled crowds, it seemed like he actually thought of what he wanted to say even though it was in a smallass school audtorium. that impressed me
yah shogun assassin ... love it. love kung fu flcks. dont own any now, sadly. and lost shogun assasin. HMPF
boy that makes me giggle is not same as last boy i probably wrote about. i've had two very strong-willed and completly opposite men in my life for the past year.... one exiting, one entering. the last one is far away now and it makes me sad. he's a good friend and i miss him a lot. the other one told me he was going to die within months of my leaving but then he ALWAYS says junk like that when he is drinking and is just weird and im getting to old to be wasting my time with people who cant get over their fuckin issues
ok now IVE lost track and dont know what to say? there's a spider under my ned i wish he would go home
ummm ill try
1. i grew up in and around detroit, left several times chicago being one of the longer locations, but since 2000 i've been in ann arbor going to school. and i just moved to seattle
i went to school for photo and graphic design so im some strange aesthetic sense going on. i love john leguizamo because he reminds me of a lot of the kids i grew up with and also tells stories i can relate and his characters are always fuckin ON IT and also he makes me laugh a lot. i saw him when he came to my school a couple years ago it was neat, he wasnt one of those lazy entertainers who repeat some half assed routine that they've already done a million times for smalled crowds, it seemed like he actually thought of what he wanted to say even though it was in a smallass school audtorium. that impressed me
yah shogun assassin ... love it. love kung fu flcks. dont own any now, sadly. and lost shogun assasin. HMPF
boy that makes me giggle is not same as last boy i probably wrote about. i've had two very strong-willed and completly opposite men in my life for the past year.... one exiting, one entering. the last one is far away now and it makes me sad. he's a good friend and i miss him a lot. the other one told me he was going to die within months of my leaving but then he ALWAYS says junk like that when he is drinking and is just weird and im getting to old to be wasting my time with people who cant get over their fuckin issues
ok now IVE lost track and dont know what to say? there's a spider under my ned i wish he would go home
Hold on tight, its one of those nights
So, there I was, halfway between going up and coming down; halfway between throwing up and calming down; halfway between growing up and throwing down, when suddenly it hit me and everything became clear. The realization was as vast as the field of stars from which it came. It was as though I had just awoken from...
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So, there I was, halfway between going up and coming down; halfway between throwing up and calming down; halfway between growing up and throwing down, when suddenly it hit me and everything became clear. The realization was as vast as the field of stars from which it came. It was as though I had just awoken from...
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conclusion:
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
Well, Im back from outer space. I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
Dont worry, I wouldnt change that stupid lock or make you leave your key, I take comfort in the fact that I know that you will, in some way, shape, or form, continue to come back to bother me!
Ah, remember the days of...
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Dont worry, I wouldnt change that stupid lock or make you leave your key, I take comfort in the fact that I know that you will, in some way, shape, or form, continue to come back to bother me!
Ah, remember the days of...
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camdenroad:
peak experiences eh!
justiceclown:
Oooh that's great, the glossary at the bottom. I tried to read the dictionary cover to cover once.. but only got to about apopleptic before I just gave up.
Enlightened Moments of Bunnyarchy ... by TimTv
("Bunnyachy" - A yearly Easter celebration in which a large group of misfits dress up in bunny costumes and rampage as many public establishments as possible in one night)
So there I was, in the Dojo, in the office, on the phone, finding out that my main plan of the night (giving an unknown opponent a chance to...
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("Bunnyachy" - A yearly Easter celebration in which a large group of misfits dress up in bunny costumes and rampage as many public establishments as possible in one night)
So there I was, in the Dojo, in the office, on the phone, finding out that my main plan of the night (giving an unknown opponent a chance to...
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anissa:
This is what I mean by diarrhea of the mouth on paper, except in this case online.
I LOVE it!
I think I read it like four times.
I LOVE it!
I think I read it like four times.
cureelise:
Bunnyachy LOL that sounds like fun. I was thinking of putting on some bunny ears, tape a tail to my ass and my fuck me boots.
T to the IM to the what? To the What? To the TV yo, that's right!
Okay you feverish fervent unlucky bastards!
Welcome to the next of the soon to be many mad mangled moments which will cohesively weave and coherently prove that this IS the TimTV Show.
What you are about to witness, friends, fans and freaks of folly, is my ranting, muttering, mumbling...
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Okay you feverish fervent unlucky bastards!
Welcome to the next of the soon to be many mad mangled moments which will cohesively weave and coherently prove that this IS the TimTV Show.
What you are about to witness, friends, fans and freaks of folly, is my ranting, muttering, mumbling...
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kira:
check out the "IMPORTANT SATURDAY NIGHT" thread in the detroit group...
anissa:
Yare yare yare. I got new pics so go look at my goofy mug.
So, this week's lesson - I'm not TOTALLY invincible, just Nigh-Invincible. (Like the Tick!)
I went into a boxing match this last Sunday, despite being sick and knowing I probably shouldn't. Well, I shouldn't have. I didn't do so bad, but boy am I paying for it now.
Nevertheless, this morning I woke up feeling pretty good, and halfway through my very large bowl of...
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I went into a boxing match this last Sunday, despite being sick and knowing I probably shouldn't. Well, I shouldn't have. I didn't do so bad, but boy am I paying for it now.
Nevertheless, this morning I woke up feeling pretty good, and halfway through my very large bowl of...
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10 Second Rundown!
FRIDAY - 9am visited friends at a slumber party
10am meeting
11am met with realtor and did walkthrough of possible new karate school
2:30pm drove 5 hours to Chicago to see "Antony & the Johnsons" (a singer from N.Y.) WELL worth it.
2:30am drove home
8:00am went to bed
10am got up to go teach Acrobatics class
12:00 taught Karate class
2:30...
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FRIDAY - 9am visited friends at a slumber party
10am meeting
11am met with realtor and did walkthrough of possible new karate school
2:30pm drove 5 hours to Chicago to see "Antony & the Johnsons" (a singer from N.Y.) WELL worth it.
2:30am drove home
8:00am went to bed
10am got up to go teach Acrobatics class
12:00 taught Karate class
2:30...
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oninotaki:
Dude I got a car and insurance and all that good shit, so I am ready to move in as soon as you say I can.
anissa:
Dear Tim,
I'm so over all this snow.
Please teach me to blow fire
so that I may melt snowmen at will
and have a little fun in this
heaping
white
nightmare.
Amen
I'm so over all this snow.
Please teach me to blow fire
so that I may melt snowmen at will
and have a little fun in this
heaping
white
nightmare.
Amen