timster1169

Quotes from one of the best movies ever!!!! (before you even ask, yes, I am bored as fuck)

I once thought that I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Am I supposed to be a man...am I supposed to say it's OK? I don't mind. Why mind? I mind big time. And you know what the worst part is...I never learned to read.

Asphinctersaywhat.

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

A gun rack...a gun rack. I don't even own "a" gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do...with a gun rack?

I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw...