I'm off to what may be the worst trip to Vegas ever. Going to observe my friend's sham of a wedding, then it's off to the hospital to visit my dying grandfather. Oh yea, then I'm going to get drunk and gamble! 
suburban_relapse:
Sounds like the trip of a lifetime! Whatever you do, DON'T go to the breakfast buffet at Harrah's. I know aaaallll about it. Otherwise you may end up in the bed next to your granddad...