Phew,.....what a scorcher,.....
Well,...I had a truely,truely scrumptious time,
in old London town with that sweet child o' mine.
Twas too hot,...too crowded, too many pretty peep's,
I really mean ladies but wish not to sound cheap !
A little expensive but lots more to see,...
but not enougth time for Scalli Jnr and me.
We had chocolate and cuddles and ice cream and more
well,..more cuddles and ice cream, oh my,such a chore
We had F U N in the sun being tourists and bums
Being best buddies,best mates, best friends and best chums.
Sight seeing, seing sights from morning 'till night,
not even Londons ghosties could give us a fright.
But with all good times, the fun has to end,...
it had to be spoilt,...when i returned him,..my friends,
He cried,...and i died, as i wiped up his tears,..
but we ended up laughing and parted full cheer's.
Twas the best time ever,..and ever forever,
but it wont be the last, cause i'm far, far too clever
The show was amazing,
We did Hamleys star gazing,
We rocked and we rolled,
and the stories we told,
we made great things of lego,
it looked kinda Art Deco,
We played Harry Potter,
and yes, i was the rotter,
the one who's not named
but gets whuped time and again
we ran and we jumped,
we bounced and we bumped,
we collapsed and we fell,
with our hearts full and well,
and smiles on our faces,
from times and from places,
we closed our eyes and didnt need sheep
as we counted our fun and fell deep into sleep
I even got one on the evil witch bitch,
y'know , the one with the itchy 15 year itch,
which i know i'll soooooooo pay for, but hey what the hell, it was really so funny i just got to tell .....
See,...She was talking to Jj on my cell phone,
but he just said " byebye,....I'm busy with dad ",...
and gave back me the phone,
just in time for me to hear say
" love you darling '' ,......well,.....that just made my day !
It just came out,...straight outa da blue
my best sarky voice, my aim was so true,
I said,...." I love you too darling ",....and it knocked her stone cold
real petty i know,...but oh what a goal,
that long deafening silence, her seething to hear,...
filled me full of glad tidings and full of good cheer.
But the best was to come, and for once she knew so,
I had Jj by Me, and he'd so wanted to go,...
be with his dad and be by my side
the love of my life who so fills me with pride.
Oh well,....
Back to life,... back to reality, and it sucks but pays for the good times.At least its cooled down a little.
Just been on the club's website, and somebody on the message board reckons he's heard i've been sacked as i was conspicuous by my absence at the weekend, .....ahhh bless,...somebody missed me! Cool rumour though,.....lets get that one fueled up !
Anyhow,.....Lata peoples,.... when i have something more interesting to say.
A LOVED UP sCALLIWAG !
Well,...I had a truely,truely scrumptious time,
in old London town with that sweet child o' mine.
Twas too hot,...too crowded, too many pretty peep's,
I really mean ladies but wish not to sound cheap !
A little expensive but lots more to see,...
but not enougth time for Scalli Jnr and me.
We had chocolate and cuddles and ice cream and more
well,..more cuddles and ice cream, oh my,such a chore
We had F U N in the sun being tourists and bums
Being best buddies,best mates, best friends and best chums.
Sight seeing, seing sights from morning 'till night,
not even Londons ghosties could give us a fright.
But with all good times, the fun has to end,...
it had to be spoilt,...when i returned him,..my friends,
He cried,...and i died, as i wiped up his tears,..
but we ended up laughing and parted full cheer's.
Twas the best time ever,..and ever forever,
but it wont be the last, cause i'm far, far too clever
The show was amazing,
We did Hamleys star gazing,
We rocked and we rolled,
and the stories we told,
we made great things of lego,
it looked kinda Art Deco,
We played Harry Potter,
and yes, i was the rotter,
the one who's not named
but gets whuped time and again
we ran and we jumped,
we bounced and we bumped,
we collapsed and we fell,
with our hearts full and well,
and smiles on our faces,
from times and from places,
we closed our eyes and didnt need sheep
as we counted our fun and fell deep into sleep
I even got one on the evil witch bitch,
y'know , the one with the itchy 15 year itch,
which i know i'll soooooooo pay for, but hey what the hell, it was really so funny i just got to tell .....
See,...She was talking to Jj on my cell phone,
but he just said " byebye,....I'm busy with dad ",...
and gave back me the phone,
just in time for me to hear say
" love you darling '' ,......well,.....that just made my day !
It just came out,...straight outa da blue
my best sarky voice, my aim was so true,
I said,...." I love you too darling ",....and it knocked her stone cold
real petty i know,...but oh what a goal,
that long deafening silence, her seething to hear,...
filled me full of glad tidings and full of good cheer.
But the best was to come, and for once she knew so,
I had Jj by Me, and he'd so wanted to go,...
be with his dad and be by my side
the love of my life who so fills me with pride.
Oh well,....
Back to life,... back to reality, and it sucks but pays for the good times.At least its cooled down a little.
Just been on the club's website, and somebody on the message board reckons he's heard i've been sacked as i was conspicuous by my absence at the weekend, .....ahhh bless,...somebody missed me! Cool rumour though,.....lets get that one fueled up !
Anyhow,.....Lata peoples,.... when i have something more interesting to say.
A LOVED UP sCALLIWAG !
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oh man that's a classic
no i didn't get to go to joan jett but i had a blast with my family~~ which is rare that i have so much fun around my mom. thank god my best friend in the whole world was there this year. last time dave had to work but this time i made sure that he got the day off.
talk to you soon when i have more time. probably later on tonight i'll drop you an email about the soccer stuff.
love ya
oh Mr Scallimewag.....*sigh*........since no one else will, will you rescue me? i promise you all the floofy dress pictures you can handle and rides on zee Hellcat as payment.
ps Boy With the Arab Strap always makes me think of girls in jeans and wifebeaters and cowboy boots doing hipster dances. maybe it was that damn Gap commercial years ago that turned Queen's Crazy Little Thing Called Love into a country song, with line dances and everything. they DO have similar beats.
[Edited on Aug 13, 2003]