"Drunkness goeth before the fall" - Me
Man, what a crazy month, allow me to elaborate. So I finished ousesitting out in Scottsdale and now I'm back in my favorite place, downtown PHX. So, I went to pick up my gf out in cali. Long goodbyes and lots of tears later here we are out in Phoenix. Here is where it starts getting sticky.
So she stays with me for the last 5 days of my housesitting and everything is peachy except she doesnt drink at all and complains when I drink. Okay, that aside, I pour myself in to this relationship, we are going out everyday for lunch, im telling her all the things that loving, caring boyfriends say (trust me i was eavesdropping on one and he sounded sincere). Anyway, so we go to a party at the Princess resort for one of G-Units friends. Being the charismatic, classy person I am, I show up in a beater and a jean miniskirt (reminder: this is all at a five star resort) . So the whole party she just downs me, just talking shit and so forth and then eventually falls asleep on one of the couches. So, being the caring BF that I am I take her some. The next day we go tubing down the salt river and as usual I get beligerntly drunk, twice. She ends up gatting dragged by the main raft, so I jump in and save her breaking my toe, dislocating my shoulder and beating the shit out of my legs in the meantime. Next she loses her car keys in the river, so iwhile her and Spence go to get a ride, to the other truck I have to haul up all the coolers and carry my friend who is too drunk to walk up this bigass hill.
So then she wants to get a job, so i get ther a job working at a nursery out here (the plant kind). Anyway, after a couple days she just starts dogging me on everything and the next weekend when we go to my very favorite lesbian friends house for a kegger, she causes a big ass scene and storms out and throws my keys at me. So I'm like alright I'll just call up someone out here and get a ride home. As Im talking to this girl on the phone she rolls up and starts yelling at me again. The next day, its all my fault. So then things stop adding up, long story short, she leaves me for a 23 year old dude who lives with him mom and dad and doesnt have a car and works at the nursery. Talk about your all time greatest backfires.
Luckily for yours truly I flipped the script and came out on top. Anyway, I just found all this hilarious.
Man, what a crazy month, allow me to elaborate. So I finished ousesitting out in Scottsdale and now I'm back in my favorite place, downtown PHX. So, I went to pick up my gf out in cali. Long goodbyes and lots of tears later here we are out in Phoenix. Here is where it starts getting sticky.
So she stays with me for the last 5 days of my housesitting and everything is peachy except she doesnt drink at all and complains when I drink. Okay, that aside, I pour myself in to this relationship, we are going out everyday for lunch, im telling her all the things that loving, caring boyfriends say (trust me i was eavesdropping on one and he sounded sincere). Anyway, so we go to a party at the Princess resort for one of G-Units friends. Being the charismatic, classy person I am, I show up in a beater and a jean miniskirt (reminder: this is all at a five star resort) . So the whole party she just downs me, just talking shit and so forth and then eventually falls asleep on one of the couches. So, being the caring BF that I am I take her some. The next day we go tubing down the salt river and as usual I get beligerntly drunk, twice. She ends up gatting dragged by the main raft, so I jump in and save her breaking my toe, dislocating my shoulder and beating the shit out of my legs in the meantime. Next she loses her car keys in the river, so iwhile her and Spence go to get a ride, to the other truck I have to haul up all the coolers and carry my friend who is too drunk to walk up this bigass hill.
So then she wants to get a job, so i get ther a job working at a nursery out here (the plant kind). Anyway, after a couple days she just starts dogging me on everything and the next weekend when we go to my very favorite lesbian friends house for a kegger, she causes a big ass scene and storms out and throws my keys at me. So I'm like alright I'll just call up someone out here and get a ride home. As Im talking to this girl on the phone she rolls up and starts yelling at me again. The next day, its all my fault. So then things stop adding up, long story short, she leaves me for a 23 year old dude who lives with him mom and dad and doesnt have a car and works at the nursery. Talk about your all time greatest backfires.
Luckily for yours truly I flipped the script and came out on top. Anyway, I just found all this hilarious.
You don't know me. I am new to the site and I am just dropping notes on all the Arizona SG kids I can find. Sounds like a very tense few weeks you had there. But you know what else, it also sounds like you are better off without the girlie. I mean, I don't know her so I am not going to put her down, but you know, some pairings just aren't meant to happen. Anyway, I'm glad things worked out good in the end for ya. Talk to you later.