Time changing sucks. I'm all off track now, couldn't fall asleep until 3:30 am.
Anyhow, Saturday night was interesting. My friend Thalia got this weird penis gun at Inserection Thursday, you squeeze the balls and the dick shoots off, it is big. Anyhow, I was DD, as usual, and she was drunk and shooting it at people in the bar. Which was ok considering the bar is usually just regulars (like 20) that all know eachother, well I'm not a regular so I don't know most of them, but I am friendly, so alas, I didn't mind. Afterwards we went to Waffle House where the waitress was being a weirdo cause Thalia had some fishnets on, so she shot her with the penis gun, it was stupendous.
Man my cat is being an asshole. She is such an attention whore. If I am on the computer she starts trying to go under the bed (where she unplugs my phone line), in the closet (where she pulls things down), or she gets in my lap and tries to type. Oh well, she is still the coolest cat EVAR!!!
Anyhow, Saturday night was interesting. My friend Thalia got this weird penis gun at Inserection Thursday, you squeeze the balls and the dick shoots off, it is big. Anyhow, I was DD, as usual, and she was drunk and shooting it at people in the bar. Which was ok considering the bar is usually just regulars (like 20) that all know eachother, well I'm not a regular so I don't know most of them, but I am friendly, so alas, I didn't mind. Afterwards we went to Waffle House where the waitress was being a weirdo cause Thalia had some fishnets on, so she shot her with the penis gun, it was stupendous.
Man my cat is being an asshole. She is such an attention whore. If I am on the computer she starts trying to go under the bed (where she unplugs my phone line), in the closet (where she pulls things down), or she gets in my lap and tries to type. Oh well, she is still the coolest cat EVAR!!!
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jennifer:
haha that is funny!
itzjusme:
thanks. i know it's true. a lot of it i can control...some of it i can't. it's all part of being bipolar i guess. 